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Steve is on the Oregon Trail v. 4.5

it's funny in that car crash kind of way

About Me

i miss her...

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My Interests

necro-beastiality, bad spelling, crack whores, Pogues, falling down, drinking up, trying to forget what you did the night before even though you can't remember exactly what it was, run-on sentances, long walks off short cliffs, jumping in the air only to land on something harder then my face, people who get offended by me or are offended period, saying what you mean, honsety, liars, hypicrites, assholes and all around stupid people who have nothing more then boredom and time to kill. people who have the world by my balls. anyone who isn't PR and only PBR.

I'd like to meet:


Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Stev0's Disorder
Cause: drug abuse
Symptoms: night terrors, dementia, slightly green saliva, mauve stools
Cure: expensive biofeedback devices
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Music:

anything that strikes me. i ain't worried about typing this out anymore.

Movies:

clockwork orange, full metal jacket, DROP DEAD FRED, silence of the lambs, romeo and juliet, night of the living dead, return of the living dead, reservoir dogs, snatch, a midsummers night dream, eddie izzard's stand up, dead alive, the usual suspects, lock stock, suburbia (the good one), a nightmare before christmas, interview with a vampire, fear and loathing, the girl next door, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, napolean dynamite, tank girl, hackers, pi, the princess bride, ever after, omen, dead man, the green mile

Television:

i don't like the TV, but...

Books:

i have a bunch of them. they range from philosophy to psychology to religious bull shit to just shit.

My Blog

cause i am stranger

ok... so you better read this if you keep asking me how i am. too all who i haven't seen in a grip, sorry. i have been working 6 to 7 days a week and been ass tired. i will try and see ya'll soon some...
Posted by Steve is on the Oregon Trail v. 4.5 on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:58:00 PST

bitches

i am in chicago and it still as sweet as ever and it is even better now that i am back here. i wish i lived here. this is the greatest city i have ever been too, i love it. i am going to miss it when ...
Posted by Steve is on the Oregon Trail v. 4.5 on Sat, 13 May 2006 03:31:00 PST

I <3 Dead Milkmen

.... for writing the song "life sucks" so here is the thing, if i don't get this new job i am going to tread in this life and get a new one. or extremely revamp this one. so if there are any major cha...
Posted by Steve is on the Oregon Trail v. 4.5 on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:04:00 PST

we can be daytime drunks if we wanted, but we'd never get anything done

i feel like i am limbo... i got nothing going for me right now except some good friends and my fucking awesome family. ever feel like a transformer? its like you get one from the store and you know it...
Posted by Steve is on the Oregon Trail v. 4.5 on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:04:00 PST

Meatloaf was right

life is a lemon and i want my money back.... so i got fired from my job on thursday. that is 4 years down the drain. i knew i should have stayed in school. i was really down yesterday but i am doing ...
Posted by Steve is on the Oregon Trail v. 4.5 on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:11:00 PST

spaztastic, nameless creek, and exploding brain

i just arrived in chicago!!!! i had to pee really bad so i did, but things that i learned along the way here: in indana, there is a creek called nameless creek, isn't that ironic? people from the indy...
Posted by Steve is on the Oregon Trail v. 4.5 on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 01:39:00 PST

gotta gotta go

i am glad i am going away for the weekend. i feel as though i have been traded in. you know, like your old microwave isn't what you thought it was going to be so you just push it aside and welcome a n...
Posted by Steve is on the Oregon Trail v. 4.5 on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:49:00 PST

rilo kiley +stev0 to the nth dgree

Sometimes in the morning I am petrified and can't moveAwake but cannot open my eyesAnd the weight is crushing down on my lungsI know I can't breatheAnd hope someone will save me this timeAnd your moth...
Posted by Steve is on the Oregon Trail v. 4.5 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the vapor man cometh

so it appears that some one didn't pay attention in earth science's class in grade school. vapor is a form of matter and to say that some one is vapor in referance to them being nothing is just blaten...
Posted by Steve is on the Oregon Trail v. 4.5 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

13th step in the 12 step program

i am sitting at my parents house realizing that i smell a bit funny. i think i need to shower. if you couldn't tell by the first line, this is going to be a blog about absolutely nothing specific. so ...
Posted by Steve is on the Oregon Trail v. 4.5 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST