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aaron is a robot

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


There is nothing in this world more scary than sharks.
I play drums. Check out some of my past bands:
Tonight We Ride
Critical Miss
The Ninebreakers

My Interests


Karaoke, bitches.
Pumping my fist and screaming Journey or Bon Jovi with my friends.
Offending you
Dancing at the rare ska shows
Being fucking awesome.

I'd like to meet:

People who want to start a ska or pop-punk band. Fans of Journey. Video game afficianados. And anybody who will give me money when i ask for it.
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Music:

the methadones
screeching weasel
teenage bottlerocket
bouncing souls
less than jake
streelight manifesto
Phenomenauts
weakerthans
reel big fish
the police
descendents
the aquabats
ummm...lots of stuff, but i'm going to refrain from having one of those stupidly long lists of bands.

Movies:

Over The Top
Roadhouse
Predator
Die Hard
Lone Wolf and Cub
Riki-Oh
Safe Men
Anything with samurai, excessive manliness, or dick jokes.

Television:

my name is earl
the tick
arrested development
stella
reno 911
upright citizens brigade
scrambled porn

Books:

lucky wander boy
ender's game series
sin city
transmetropolitan
xmen
preacher
newer DC stuff
just comics in general

Heroes:

batman
definatly batman.

My Blog

You better get ready to die, because it’s time to live.

Sure enough, some strange women came over to watch Conan the Barbarian with Zach, Paul, Patrick, and myself on Thursday night.  They watched us stuff our faces with BBQ and repeatedly laugh at Co...
Posted by aaron is a robot on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:23:00 PST

Meat tastes best off the bone

Things haven't gotten better at all, but god damn if i'm not trying.  I'm still confused, and pissed, and hurt, and entirely miserable, but at least i'm still ticking.  My friends have ...
Posted by aaron is a robot on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:52:00 PST

This is my Warcry!

I gave myself a day to be sad and miserable.  Then i crammed all of my emotions down into a bottle in the back of my head (where all emotions belong) and prepared for change.  I mentioned it...
Posted by aaron is a robot on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:34:00 PST

Let’s get a plan and let’s see it to the end.

One year ago i was starting an awesome job that paid well, i had a pretty sweet metal band, i had a rad girlfriend, i had awesome chicago friends, and i had a best friend from home move to chicago. As...
Posted by aaron is a robot on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:51:00 PST

Walk into your boss’ mansion and make his funeral closed casket

I had a totally bitching futuristic barbarian dream last night.  I was the leader of some sort of mecenary group in space and we were commissioned to find and destroy this evil essence that kept ...
Posted by aaron is a robot on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 05:07:00 PST

Wherever you go, there you are.

We started applying our make-up and drinking whiskey at noon yesterday.  We did a pretty stellar job on both projects and once our whole group showed up we shambled ourselves over to the train st...
Posted by aaron is a robot on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:07:00 PST

It’s all just a force of habit

I was fired last week.  They fucking blindsided me with some completely petty bullshit and then sucker punched me right out the door.  I didn't see it coming.  I actually LIKED that job...
Posted by aaron is a robot on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:29:00 PST

Shit’s fucked, but what can you do?

Ninja Gaiden 2 rules hard!  You control a dashing, flipping, shuriken-throwing, ninja while waves of other ninjas come at you to be completely destroyed!  Limbs and heads go flying in a...
Posted by aaron is a robot on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:28:00 PST

My room’s a universe and i’m a molecule

It is commonly stated that online multi-player gaming is the absolute future of video games.  So much so that certain games can ONLY be played with other people online and they are headed in a di...
Posted by aaron is a robot on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:37:00 PST

We’re a dance party of two

For the three years that i have lived in my mexican neighborhood i have been afraid to enter most of the little grocery stores.  We had one on the corner next to my apartment for a while and the ...
Posted by aaron is a robot on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:03:00 PST