If I could chose a person, a real person, to be like, out of anyone, It would be you. |
In Missouri, a 49 year old woman taunted and played jokes on her 13 year old neighbor so much that it caused her to commit suicide. The woman encouraged her to do this, sending her messages saying tha...
Posted by Parker on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:53:00 PST |
Listen to tragically loud music daily. Be strict with yourself - you have to do it EVERY day. |
Are all the good names taken?On myspace's music page, there's promotion for some rap group or something called "Kidz in the Hall". Seriously? By adding that "z" youre not totally ripping off one of th...
Posted by Parker on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:04:00 PST |
No lover, if he be sincere, will deny he would prefer to see his mistress dead than unfaithful. |
Who would win in a fight? Henry Rollins and Frank or Tiny "Zeus" Lister and Jon Holmes?Or would the fight be better if it were Frank and John Holmes vs. Henry Rollins and Tiny "Zeus" List...
Posted by Parker on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:41:00 PST |
There is no perfect day for me. There is no sunset to sum up my life. There is nothing I want. |
TMZ (via my buddy, Randy Severe) is reporting that Barack "I think Im so great" Obama recently bought a 2 dollar PBR and tipped the waitress 18 dollars. I assume he then got on a bicycle and went to a...
Posted by Parker on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:39:00 PST |
The Eradicators from Reagan High School. |
Oh, Happy Day!!One of cinema's greatest achievements, "Rock and Roll High School Forever" has finally been released on DVD! No more "rewinding" that busted ass VHS tape for me!! And get this! It's eve...
Posted by Parker on Tue, 06 May 2008 11:05:00 PST |
I prefer the weapon you only need to fire once. |
Why does Adult Swim suck so badly now?Robot Chicken? The Venture Brothers? Even the new episodes of Metalocalypse and Aqua Teen Hunger Force are awful. The only show even halfway good isnt even a car...
Posted by Parker on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:44:00 PST |
It means less taxes, more guns and the end of the gun tax. |
Remember that time I was all excited for Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem? And I told everyone how great it would be? Sorry about that.I finally got around to watching it and it's fucking awful. Even wors...
Posted by Parker on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:06:00 PST |
That’s a pretty big cock, Mr. Cosby, think it’ll fit in my mouth? |
Yet another reason to hate Obama:
..Dude cant even give people the finger without it being wishy washy. He shoulda just looked into the camera, said "Yo, Clinton!" And then gave the ol' do...
Posted by Parker on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:02:00 PST |
Ive found that the best way out of Hell is through the other side. |
Why is it that no one at Chipotle can speak English?It's no secret that Chipotle is owned by McDonald's. And the Irish are not best known for their burritos or their salsa. If I walk into Chipotle in ...
Posted by Parker on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:55:00 PST |
Real love isn’t brains, children. It’s blood. It’s blood screaming inside you to work its will. |
Have you ever seen Michael Jordan slam dunk? Imagine that backwards. Like, watching it with the rewind button on. Thats how I would do abortions, if I was a doctor....
Posted by Parker on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:43:00 PST |
