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jennifer

too weird to live, and too rare to die.

About Me



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My Interests

i think it's sexy the way stephen colbert talks with his hands-is that weird? i daydream about singing nine fo five at a karaoke bar with stephanie. i love caramel-and i say karmul. and i don't give a shit if that's wrong. assface.

I'd like to meet:

the girls that invented post-its. marlena brady possessed. a talking dog. the ghost of kurt cobain. kevin nealon.

Music:

kodachrome~tropical robots~factory girl~i won't share you~born of frustration~into the mystic~soulmate~if i can't change your mind~califonia dreamin'~rumble~the time warp~miss understood~everything~i walk like jayne mansfield~flower~red eyed troll~you're my battery~something in the way~interstate~get me away from here, i'm dying~everlong~being around~i am trying to break your heart~speakers push the air~tenderness~the metro~audiowhore~love burns~convenient parking~10:15 on a saturday night~lazy line painter jane~five get over excited~ocean~stand up~birthday~will you love me tomorrow~these arms of mine~california stars~car~it's a mans world~sexual healing~web in front~yoshimi battles the pink robots pt1~satin in a coffin~letter to memphis~the way~hyper-ballad~shoot shoot shoot~i'll be your mirror~the woman in the wall~bigmouth strikes again~shangri-la~regret~should i~blue jeans~happiness is a warm gun (breeders style)~get me~oh, goddamnit~being around~not sleeping around~pitseleh~understand your man~crazy on you~high~paul revere~rapture~you make me sick~burnin' for you~paper tiger~don't explain~ the model~the lettter~laid~ soul and fire~in the mouth a desert~good feeling~age of consent~snakeface~valerie loves me~under the milkyway~illusory me~fuck and run~video killed the radio star~babies~glory box~doe~next time that you leave~cities on flame~pencil skirt~sexy mexican maid~kiss them for me~the sky is a poisonous garden~you're in my heart~driveway to driveway~haunted by you~right here right now (fboy)~the passenger~i'm your man~simple man~weird at my school~time of the season~big time sensuality~wild horses~don't say goodnight and mean goodbye~way of life~one minute man~off you~none of your business~nine to five~bette davis eyes~black~smoke rings~nothing better~where your eyes don't go~watching scotty die~ good feeling~ evidence~ jolene~ get it together~ fettes vette~ beat on the brat~ cryin in my beer~ karma police~ she bop~ a shot in the arm~ i am a rock

Movies:

spaceballs, dark passage, urban cowboy, coal miners daughter, real genius, say anything, nightmare on elm street three, garden state, fight club, casablanca, police academy two, 28 days later, x-men, first batman, what dreams may come, wet hot american summer, fast times at ridgemont high, twin peaks fire walk..., the man who wasn't there, bleu, chungking express, the virgin suicides, the royal tenenbaums, a bronx tale,snatch, i love you to death, tommy boy, ...lots man, legend, labyrinthe, dirty dancing, real genius, ghostbusters, casino, lots man...

Television:

24*deadwood*six feet under* the wonder years* sealab* reno 9-1-1* strangers with candy* j. stewart and colber_ repor_* sopranos* design on a dime* any history channel, a&e, or pbs feature on ancient civilizations, ghosts, the mint, bridge building, bible sluts, or serial killers.

Books:

books books books books books. yah. books.

Heroes:

underdogs. snake handlers. what are you gonna be for halloween?

My Blog

if i had a dollar for every time hulk hogan was in my dream...

k- this is from last week. and i say that because i may have already said this to nearly everybody, so it's kinda just a way to say, here's the part where i repeat myself. don't know if you know this...
Posted by jennifer on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:17:00 PST

i am jills inflated ego

wow. it's been a long time since i wrote anything. well, actually, i write all the time. so it's funny that my writing is so crappy. anyway, i guess i should say it's been a long time since i blogged,...
Posted by jennifer on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:38:00 PST

you're so vain, i bet you wish this blog was about you.

so, i haven't really been up to blogging lately. i even bore myself when i've attempted it so...nay. but, i am alive and all that. so update: steph came up and we went to the cramps show. we watched a...
Posted by jennifer on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST

take you to the vet.

i have player's thumb. also known as amateur-video game-controller-killer-thumb. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i am a shit. i'm having a pity party because i've let down like every singl...
Posted by jennifer on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:25:00 PST

100% is a good song, in case you forgot about it.

k- i know this is boring, and probably hard to follow but i didn't want to just sit here and think about it 'cause you always remember more when you're trying to explain it to someone else, even if yo...
Posted by jennifer on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:51:00 PST

bring on the carnies!

i've been getting some strange friend requests lately and i figured out why!!! i'm so fucking smart!! it's because they're googling "robot heart" images....like i did. okay, maybe it isn't genius, but...
Posted by jennifer on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:12:00 PST

"i'm a mean motherfucker now, but i once was cool"

i'm such a pump up the volume loner at school. but without the coolness. i don't ever talk to anybody, but when i do it's almost painful it's so akward. this girl was trying to make polite conversatio...
Posted by jennifer on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:38:00 PST

i forgot

p.s. i wish he was the president instead.
Posted by jennifer on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:35:00 PST

nature.

monarch day rocks! i love the little butterflies. wes, kelly and i visited natural bridges park to welcome those bitches back to santa cruz. they're cute. then we went to the something something marin...
Posted by jennifer on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:34:00 PST

my horoscope today

You've got someone under your skin -- and frankly, it's pretty irritating. Have you been giving this person the benefit of the doubt for far too long? They've been living on credit with you, and it's ...
Posted by jennifer on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:47:00 PST