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Luke-BATMAN!

It's Jose Conseco time!

About Me

My name is Luke. I believe in taking care of myself, with a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a fragrance free, sensitive skin, face wash, without soap, colorants or alcohol to prevent skin irritation which makes you look older, then David Beckham body wash, and on the hair an anti-poof shampoo. After I get out of the shower I put on an invisible solid 'Wild Rain' anti-perspirant which follows nicely with the David Beckham body wash. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion. There is an idea of a Luke, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. Your results:
You are Batman Batman 100% Hulk 100% Green Lantern 90% Wonder Woman 70% Iron Man 65% Robin 60% Catwoman 60% Superman 50% Supergirl 50% Spider-Man 40% The Flash 30% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
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My Interests

Batman has no super-human powers but has trained himself to learn many skills. He is an excellent fighter and knows several martial arts styles(127 forms). He is also skilled in acrobatics and has highly-trained reflexes. Batman is a world-class detective and a smart thinker. In addition to his personal abilities, Batman has developed several tools (e.g., the Batarang, Batmobile, and various weapons and defensive tools) that help him fight crime.At age 14 he travelled to Europe, and spent time at Cambridge University, the Sorbonne in Paris, Berlin School of Science and a dozen other places. He spent time with the denizens of the street, learning less savoury skills. At age 20 he entered the FBI and stayed for six weeks before realizing that shuffling papers was no way to fight crime. He then travelled to the East to learn further skills.

I'd like to meet:

Batman is considered, in the DC Universe, to be "the most dangerous man on Earth," according to Superman. Many of the other members of the Justice League could probably be dangerous, but they don't want too - unlike Batman. Bruce Wayne is driven to be Batman by a very different reason than most heroes (or superheroes) - he was driven by something that happened to him, not by what he was born with. .. Last scene from Justice League Unlimited! Thats right they showed Batman last because hes obvi the best!!!

Music:

DRAGONFORCE!!!!!!,Alice in Chains,A7X,Pearl Jam,Rush,Aerosmith,Led Zeppelin,Guns N' Roses,Motley Crue,Children of Bodom,Pantera,L.A. Guns,Skid Row,Faster Pussycat,Slaughter,Overkill,Killswitch,Tool,Phil Collins,Robert Palmer,Huey Lewis and the News,Whitney Houston.....lol--------------------------------------------- -------This doesnt have anything to do with music but....Bruce Wayne learnt karate from an ascended master in the Paektusan mountains of Korea, and savate from a convicted killer living as a beach bum on an island off Borneo. He discovered the value of judo and ju-jitsu during six months in a Japanese hermitage, and learned the secrets of the tao from an old Chinese woman. He mastered a dozen disciplines, and merged them all into a style which was uniquely his.

Movies:

Batman Begins, American Psycho, Equilibrium and The Prestige are like the best movies ever! In Africa Bruce learned how to read the environment for the signs of human passage - how to follow a trail to which ordinary men were blind. From the ninjas he learned how to use the shadows, how to use psychology to win the battle before it's even fought, the precautions to take when you make yourself a target, and how to use fear. All of these skills, combined with a photographic memory and a genius level intellect make Batman a formidable opponent for criminals.

Television:

Batman:The Animated Series, The New Adventures of Batman, Batman Beyond, Justice League Unlimited, and The Batman. Superman: The Animated Series. Power Rangers!! Da Ali G Show!!Then theres Family Guy and American Dad which is obvi. Venture Bros kicks ass as well. Oh then Ninja Turtles and Transformers. Oh oh oh and Harvey Birdman! Soo many good times. The Boondocks! Oprah and Dr. Phil.

Books:

Batman: Year One, Batman Knightfall, The Dark Knight Returns, Kingdom Come, Superman: Red Sun. Comics: Batman, Detective Comics, Legends of the Dark Knight, JLA, Nightwing, Robin, and Superman.

Heroes:

Batman's secret identity is Bruce Wayne, billionaire industrialist, playboy, and philanthropist. Witnessing the murder of his parents as a child leads him to train himself to the peak of physical and intellectual perfection, don a costume, and fight crime. Unlike many other superheroes, he does not possess superhuman powers or abilities; he makes use of intellect, detective skills, technology, and physical prowess in his war on crime.

My Blog

THE PRESTIGE!!!

GO SEE IT!!! ITS AMAZING!! I SAW IT TWICE ALREADY AND I CREAMED SOOO HUGE BOTH TIMES!! DOOOOOS IT!!!!!!!!
Posted by Luke-BATMAN! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST

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FUUUUGGGEENNN AASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Posted by Luke-BATMAN! on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:38:00 PST

Suspended!!

The bastards suspended me for not getting those stupid needles! yea well the school can shove those needles up their asses! huh huh huh ?! you hear that? thats what i thought. anyways im having fun. I...
Posted by Luke-BATMAN! on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:09:00 PST

sooooo sick!

On Friday I woke up with a headache so I decided to stay home. It wasn't that bad of a headache but then it slowly got worse. It got so bad I started screaming in pain. I ended up lying on the floor u...
Posted by Luke-BATMAN! on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 07:09:00 PST

half day!

ooh man today pwned sooo hard. so much pwnage and burnage it wasnt even funny. josh, brock and me went to oscars and josh and me got the grand slam which is like 2 eggs, 2 ham slices, 2 bacon slices, ...
Posted by Luke-BATMAN! on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:38:00 PST

DOOOOOOO

Hey guess what? STFU I made it to school on time today and went to all my classes. Thats right, first time this whole year. YEE YEE BOOIIII!
Posted by Luke-BATMAN! on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:33:00 PST

Home Sick!

Yes I'm home sick, but that doesn't mean I can't have fun! Thats right. I've been eating chicken with bbq sauce and peanut butter and jam sandwiches all day while playing Super Smash Bros! Because tha...
Posted by Luke-BATMAN! on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:42:00 PST

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Hey I'm just trying this out. Its nothing yet but I'm working on it. Anyways, its late and I'm watching all the dumb shows on tv. I went to the science centre today and looked at dead bodies! haha it ...
Posted by Luke-BATMAN! on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 10:03:00 PST