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Mrs. Auntie

Still Living After All These Years!

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I'm a centurian with 2 cats and a much younger husband. I dont care if he did marry me for the money, he keeps me young! I sing in a choir and enjoy Kaluah (just because I drink doesnt mean I can spell it) on the rocks.
You scored as Anarchism. (lets face it, at my age, it's the Crabby Party -- Read my blogs for proof)

Anarchism (Crankynism)


83%

Green


75%

Democrat


50%

Communism


33%

Socialist


33%

Republican


25%

Fascism


25%

Nazi


0%
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My Interests

Complaining about my aches and pains, Providing guilt complexes, learning new things, mahjong, bon sui cooking, and giving advice, whether it be solicited or not.Granny Airbag

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I'd like to meet:

Oh good lord, most of my friends have passed. But if I had to, I'd like to meet nice people with good manners. Unless you are funny. Or talented. We old people enjoy music and humor. Particularly music from our childhood.

Music:

Everything. Music is a blessing. And dont you people forget that.
I dont sound this good, but this whippersnapper is only 74 years young! Rate this song or Record your own at SingShot

Movies:

West Side Story, Anything by Cecil B De Mille, Transamerica (She shoulda won the Oscar), Mr. Jealousy, and of course silent movies, because (as you kids say) I've got to give the props to Tommy (see heros).

Television:

My Stories, Matlock, Murder She Wrote, and the Milton Berle Hour

Books:

Hamlet, House Keeping in Old Virginia (a childhood favorite), The New Yorker, and of course: The-Never-Saw-A-Red-Edit-Pen-In-Its-Entire-Existence-So-It-T akes-Me-Forever-To-Read-Atlantic Monthly.

Heroes:

Thomas Edison, because reading by candle light was a pain. Alexander Graham Bell, because I've always liked to talk, Eric Bina, cause he helped make the internet that much easier, and Mr. Travazant, who got me through prohibition with my sanity in tact.

My Blog

Kaffeine Kitty

When I ordered the Cap Royale, I said: I'd like a fanfare with that. I really don't know what I was  expecting.  Certainly not some poor mocha-making man doubled over, gasping for breath, w...
Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 06:47:00 PST

Poems for Old People

Ok, so here's the deal. My will has a long list of heirs, including charities.  The people have made me happy, the charities probably made me cry, usually showing sick kids, and  cute animal...
Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:16:00 PST

Ode to Carlos Parents

It's always heartbreaking when a baby dies, and of course, the life not lived is mourned.Carlos was born in January 2007 and had pulmonary atresia and DiGeorge syndrome.  Basically, he didn't hav...
Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:32:00 PST

Stigmata!

I am in mortal pain and agony.  And why do I suffer so?Stigmata! Yes indeedee,  I have a stigmata. How did this happen?  Was it devout and marothonic prayer?Or was it scraping up the ba...
Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:21:00 PST

Roger That!

All eyes are on him as he stands waiting at the entryway.  He focuses his gaze on a young woman wearing a t-shirt with one large banana emblazoned on her chest.  She lowers her head ashamedl...
Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:20:00 PST

Hero! (Lazy blog)

Meet my heroOr, am I her hero?hmmmmm.
Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:18:00 PST

Finger Licking Good!

As you may be aware, I lived through the Great Depression.  I eked out an existence selling paper flowers and eating old shoes.------------------------------------------------------ --Zapatos con ...
Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:11:00 PST

Language!

You know, it's so nice to have family and friends gathered around me on special occasions (or when they've been summoned!) such as Christmas or 4th of July; I enjoy the little ones' lilting laughter, ...
Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:28:00 PST

I'm Old - Therefore I complain

I have bad news little ones.....I have laryngitis.  My voice is my career.  Yes indeedy.  I get paid to say things like, BINGO! And; it's how much?  SINCE WHEN!? (My incredulous vo...
Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST

Saving The Earth

Today was senior citizen day at the recycling center. That is, seniors get 5% more money for cans and bottles then the rest of you young'ns.  I need all the help I can get for my bingo and mah jo...
Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:13:00 PST