Kaffeine Kitty |
When I ordered the Cap Royale, I said: I'd like a fanfare with that. I really don't know what I was expecting. Certainly not some poor mocha-making man doubled over, gasping for breath, w... Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 06:47:00 PST |
Poems for Old People |
Ok, so here's the deal. My will has a long list of heirs, including charities. The people have made me happy, the charities probably made me cry, usually showing sick kids, and cute animal... Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:16:00 PST |
Ode to Carlos Parents |
It's always heartbreaking when a baby dies, and of course, the life not lived is mourned.Carlos was born in January 2007 and had pulmonary atresia and DiGeorge syndrome. Basically, he didn't hav... Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:32:00 PST |
Stigmata! |
I am in mortal pain and agony. And why do I suffer so?Stigmata! Yes indeedee, I have a stigmata. How did this happen? Was it devout and marothonic prayer?Or was it scraping up the ba... Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:21:00 PST |
Roger That! |
All eyes are on him as he stands waiting at the entryway. He focuses his gaze on a young woman wearing a t-shirt with one large banana emblazoned on her chest. She lowers her head ashamedl... Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:20:00 PST |
Hero! (Lazy blog) |
Meet my heroOr, am I her hero?hmmmmm. Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:18:00 PST |
Finger Licking Good! |
As you may be aware, I lived through the Great Depression. I eked out an existence selling paper flowers and eating old shoes.------------------------------------------------------
--Zapatos con ... Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:11:00 PST |
Language! |
You know, it's so nice to have family and friends gathered around me on special occasions (or when they've been summoned!) such as Christmas or 4th of July; I enjoy the little ones' lilting laughter, ... Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:28:00 PST |
I'm Old - Therefore I complain |
I have bad news little ones.....I have laryngitis. My voice is my career. Yes indeedy. I get paid to say things like, BINGO! And; it's how much? SINCE WHEN!? (My incredulous vo... Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST |
Saving The Earth |
Today was senior citizen day at the recycling center. That is, seniors get 5% more money for cans and bottles then the rest of you young'ns. I need all the help I can get for my bingo and mah jo... Posted by Mrs. Auntie on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:13:00 PST |