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About Me

i like to eat other people's food, fuck shit up, and devour moths.... feathers are like crack to me! i have 2 servants that take care of me, they are both dumb blondes but i love them anyway. they give me lots of love and snacks. my favorite things to do are stepping on sleeping humans's faces, meowing until they give me food, and acting like a crazy hellion! i have many skills such as scratching the hell out of you, crapping in a box of smelly sand, and i play drums in a death metal band called Gore Mittens.

My Interests

dangerous amounts of cocaine and goldschlager, millipede for atari, clotheslining people off of flying carpets, and the dust bunnies under the couch.

I'd like to meet:

scrappy doo so i could beat the shit out of him!! gene hogland because he'll shred your fucking face off, and mr. meow machine cause i want some action!

Music:

waking the destroyer, norwegian black metal, and nada surf.

Movies:

rawhead rex, troll 2, big top pee wee, the aristocats, and stuart little is toast!!!

Television:

family feud and faces of death.

Books:

Gay Bear You are gay...and you want every 1 to know

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear are you?-like the other dysfunctional care bear quizes...only different-
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Heroes:

stallone from "over the top", fool from "people under the stairs", and carrot top's corpse.