★Whitney Cocaine [sXe]

------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ - I'm [Whitney] , and I've probably kicked your ass.-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----- Whitney, don't you understand that what I say is true? I just want you to know I have a major crush on you. I'd drive you to Las Vegas and do the things you wanna do - I'd even have Wayne Newton dedicate a song to you.
------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -on the flip side...
ON THE FLIP SIDE...
+ I'm the girl your mommy warned you about.
+ I'm the only fucking Punk-Rock , Straight-Edge Vegetarian at Whittier College. Represent.
If you don't know what Straight-Edge is, look it up.
+ I'm a Music Performance major.
+ I played ice hockey for three teams (I'm a left-wing, in case you were wondering), so I'm clearly more bad-ass than you are.
+ I have HORRIBLE road rage , so stay the fuck out of my way.
+ I've lived my entire life in the same house in Fairfield, CT.
+ [My fatal flaw is that I give a shit about people, and I give everyone a chance to be in my life].
+ I'm loud, crazy, and spontaneous, so you never know what to expect from me. I'm the type of person who will randomly hug people I don't know, or go up to someone who I've never met and start talking to them. I've met a lot of cool people that way.
+ I'm obscene , I'm controversial , but most of all, I'm just your average, everyday Punk from an upper-middle class home, who's stranded in suburbia.
+ It's my goal to see every classic scary movie before I graduate from college.
+ I really am nineteen, so don't kid yourself.
+ I'm a natural blonde, so STFU.
+ I love liprings and boys with liprings, so do yourself a favor and get one.
+ I tend to fall for guys who are in bands... If you write me a song, I'll love you [forever]♥ .
+ I only have TWO piercings (my lip and my belly), so no, MY EARS ARE NOT PIERCED.
+ I'm an atheist and an optimist, but I'm pretty open-minded when it comes to other people's perspectives.
+ I'm up for anything, anywhere, at any time: I love having fun.
+ I have a phobia of fruit roll-ups and fruit-by-the-foot (basically anything with fruit preservatives). Yes, I know it's completely irrational.
+ I'm remarkably anal-retentive.
+ My friends ARE my family. PERIOD.
+ I respect myself. You should, too. ♥
+ I'm rad, you're rad... Let's hug.
+ Anyone who shares my interests should get at me.
+ Oh, and one more thing... I'm not another stupid little teenage fucking whore.
------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -guilty pleasures...
GUILTY PLEASURES...
+ My Sachsen Society Brothers&Sisters ♥♥♥ Represent.

+ Punk-Rock (Music&Lifestyle)
+ Concerts/Shows
+ Liprings
+ Straight-Edge&Vegetarianism
(sXe: no smoking/drugs/alcohol/promiscuous sex. Vegetarian: I don't eat any meat, but I'm not a vegan: I'll eat animal products).
+ My Lancer Society Brothers ♥♥♥ Represent.
+ Carnivals
+ Ice Hockey
+ [Laying on the grass and watching the stars ♥ ]
+ The Beach
+ Jumping Off Waterfalls
+ Starbucks
+ Driving, Getting Lost&Exploring
+ Ghost Hunting
+ Comedy Nights (ESPECIALLY Improv Shmimprov!)
+ Singing&Dancing
+ In-N-Out
+ Philosophical Conversations
+ Poet Entertainment ♥ Represent.
+ Gucci Sunglasses
+ Roadtrips
+ Yves Saint Laurent [YSL] Makeup
+ Playing Pool
+ Yellow
+ Streaking&Skinny-Dipping
+ Law&Order
+ CSI
+ Writing
+ Watching The Sunset
+ SoCal
+ Cheesecake Factory
+ Pacific Sunwear [PACSUN]
+ Horror Films
+ Political Activism
------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -annoyances
ANNOYANCES…
+ Paying For Gas
+ People Who Assume I'm A Vegan
+ Country Music
+ Nascar
+ REDNECKS, HICKS&HILLBILLIES
+ Slow Drivers
+ Fake/Bossy/Ignorant People
+ Larry The Cable Guy (WAY Overrated)
+ Pop Music
+ Most Celebrities
+ Close-Minded Individuals
+ Ex-Boyfriends
------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -disclaimer&terms...
DISCLAIMER&TERMS...
+ I accept friends requests from people I already know, interesting people, and people know how to have a good time.
+ I WILL accept friend requests from bands and solo artists. I know from experience how hard it is to get your name out there.
+ I DO NOT accept friend requests from stalkers, people without pictures, people who don’t know how to form coherent sentences and TyPe LyKe Th1s, and people who I know in real life, but don’t talk to you. If I won’t talk to you In school, what makes you think I will talk to you OUTSIDE of school?
+ Just because I accepted your friend request DOES NOT MEAN I will ever hang out with you in person.
+ I’m not easy, so don’t assume that by calling me "hot," "gorgeous," "beautiful," etc., you will have an automatic invitation into my pants. It doesn’t work that way.
+ I don’t do "nude pix," so don’t even bother asking for them. I refuse to make/distribute pictures any more risqué than those I’ve already posted.
+ I don’t use MySpace IM. Sorry.
+ DON’T message me saying "Hi, what’s up?" That’s what my comment box is for. Sending me these messages just fills up my Inbox needlessly.
+ DO NOT send me chain-letters and/or spam mail. If you do this, I will delete you, seriously.
+ DO NOT ask me questions that are easily answered by my page (name, age, location, interests). They’re not hard to find, if you bother to look.
+ And PLEASE... DO NOT add me without reading my page. When I add people, I take the time to read their autobiographies, so I expect the same consideration. Thank you ♥