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Rev K

Blessings of Oprah upon all.......III Harpo 3:16

About Me

I was born in the Winter of my 38th year, called to tell all of the trials and victories of Oprah--as told in The Six Books of Harpo.It is a story as tall and broad as any of the great epics of antiquity, only this one is ongoing. Oprah teaches love and humility with her fame and self-deprication.All are welcome at Oprah-haus! Junk Mail Art.Fellas on skates. Here is the split second I was in the Cloud Cult video.

My Interests

The Preamble to I Harpo: ...For lo, The Message was told thusly, not from a mere mid-morning distraction nor a cultural phenom, but by The Scion of the New Revelation: "Go Forth and spread a great warmth o'er the span, that all may know 'tis Love that matters not spite nor spectacle. Share The Love, Baby..."

I'd like to meet:

Oprah con il Dr. Phil!!Some Kurosawa-packed-action.

Music:

Support local independent music. Choose what you listen to, don't let American Idol, the RIAA, Clear Channel or Disneychoose it for you...Let me... CollapsticatorRIP Fillmores

Movies:

Have you ever seen that one with that one guy who hooks up with a girl, they do some stuff, then there are a few explosions, the guy and girl split up over a dumb misunderstanding, the bad guy hones in on the girl, and just before they do it, the guy and girl reconnect and kill the bad guy while at a very great height causing him to fall and land on something very sharp and quite possibly electrical, killing him spectacularly in a shower of blood and sparks? That's entertainment! Oh, and seek out Uso Justo a fun experimental romp from Minneapolis film maker Coleman Miller. Oh yeah, The American Astronaut is way cool too. How bout a little old school Woody? My Kung Fu is very good...Will fight demonic undead...Supermen around the world...Indian Spiderman is hot...

Television:

Television is a blighted landscape. Even with cable its all rot, now we have 500 channels of blech to choose from. That being said I am a sucker for the cheesy sci-fi offerings found on Encore or Flix mid-mornings and late at night...Also check out RetroPlex for some classic 70's cinema... Remember Mystery Science Theater 3000?

Books:

My favorite books are: The Six Books of Harpo (especially I Harpo, III Harpo, IV Harpo, V Harpo), Where The Wild Things Are, Oh, and Joy of Cooking... The works of Malcolm Babbit...

Heroes:

Kurt Vonnegut among others. Also, Stephen Colbert, bring on the "truthiness"...

My Blog

Junk Mail Art

How to do this without any smack of pretension? Ok, so here's the vision: To make free and disposable art out of an abundant source. Tada, Junk Mail Art! I had the idea recently while sifting through ...
Posted by Rev K on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:32:00 PST

EVOO

EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil)An Open Source Rulebook for the GameRachel Ray, 5th Avatar of Oprah's blessed messenger, has inspired a game among the faithful centered on the drinking of beer, wine or s...
Posted by Rev K on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:15:00 PST

The Blessings of Oprah upon all...III Harpo 3:16

III HarpoChapter 3Preamble:The foolish and lowly pupil waved his bowl at passing pilgrims.The Master spake thusly, "Why is your movement so toward? Merrily, expect you will be provided for and the wor...
Posted by Rev K on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:33:00 PST

Oprah stills the waters smoothing the way to safer shores... II Harpo 3:15

II HarpoChapter 3Preamble:The foolish and lowly pupil spilled the jar of grain on the floor.The Master spake thusly: "Save you that grain as each is a precious germ...""Wise Master," replied the cleve...
Posted by Rev K on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:30:00 PST

Deep in the Bowels of Hell Oprah did Wrestle the Devil... I Harpo 12:21

I HarpoChapter 12Preamble:...The foolish and lowly pupil cracked his knuckles dully in the corner.The Master spake: "Why trouble you the silence with such sound.""Wise Master, in the time of release i...
Posted by Rev K on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 11:20:00 PST

Like Mayonnaise, Oprah Lends Her Rich Creamy Goodness To All Things... III Harpo 7:14

III HarpoChapter 7Preamble:'In the Month of Thawing, people's thoughts turn to things verdant and alive,' spake The Master.'Wise Master, is not that the way of recklessness?' asked the foolish and low...
Posted by Rev K on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 06:24:00 PST