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smee squared

penis breath!

About Me

more so, about we. as in us...as in...the both of us. smee squared will triumph over all. so that means that we are two people. sarah and steph. or steph and sarah. we share.

My Interests

bagels. and little boys cowboy boots. particularly when mounted on the dashboard.

I'd like to meet:

your mom.

Music:

sarah plays the nose flute and steph makes awesome arm pit squeaks...together they sound blissful.

Movies:

amandas Real World audition tape.

Television:

so this is story, all 'bout how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. so i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, i'll tell you how i because the prince in a town called belair. in west philidelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where i spent most of my days. chillin' out max and relaxin, all cool, and just shootin' some b-ball outside of the school. when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood. i got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said 'you're movin with your auntie and uncle in belair'. i whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said 'fresh' and it had dice in the mirror. if anything, i could say that this cab was wierd. but i thought 'man, forget it'. 'yo, home to belair!' i pulled up to the house around seven or eight and i yelled to the cabbie, 'yo homes, smell ya later'. i looked at my kingdom, i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of belair.

Books:

The Giving Tree. Wasted.

Heroes:

Eminem