josh whitney

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

i'm a 30 year-old, 300 lbs+ man with poopy pants and an extra chromosome....my dad pawns off all parenting duties on my pedophilic and very negligent brother by enticing him with free rent, paid for by the government checks i receive monthly, and all the porn the internet can provide. everytime my dad writes me a $15 check to harts, he thinks it makes up for 15 years of parenting he didn't do.

My Interests

if i don't get a job by tomorrow my dad is going to kick me out on the street

I'd like to meet:

yeah and kyle gibb can go take a flying leap!

Music:

did you hear the news? david lee roth isn't the lead singer of van halen anymore

Movies:

yeah and guess what i'm watching? cocktail with tom cruise and brian brown

Television:

pretty much anything will entertain my fat, retarded ass

Books:

i borrowed a danielle steele book from the super 8 once...

Heroes:

matt eastin