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Shut The Fuck Up Jackson

If rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram!!!

About Me

I come from Memphis where its easier to get shot, mugged, or have your car stolen than around here, so I got that going for me. MySpace Generators Contact Table Generator Banner Generator MySpace Codes MySpace Editor

My Interests

I like lots of things: music first and foremost, secondly I love to cook..and so on.. going to shows, movies, writing, going to art museums, going to sporting events (mainly basketball), driving, going on road trips, talking to people, striving for the positive, sillyness, not making any sense at times (try it, its therapeutic, respond to questions and comments with nonsense), family, having aspirations, serial killers, frisbee, beer, monkey ball 2, building things.

I'd like to meet:

The Juggernaut of Fornication, The Cysquatch, and Brian Curp--I hear he has the loins of a lumberjack

Music:

Muse, Ours, Smashing Pumpkins, Electric Six, Glassjaw, Head Automatica, Tom Waits, Dillinger Escape Plan, Bjork, Mindless Self Indulgence, Radiohead, The Dismemberment Plan, The Clash, Ween, The Rev. Horton Heat, The Police, David Bowie, The Velvet Underground, The Slits, Sting, The New York Dolls, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Television, Dead Kennedys, Jimi Hendrix, 80's Cock Rock!, Forget Cassettes, Led Zeppelin, 311, at-the drive in, Primus, Aerosmith, Year of the Rabbit, Failure, Deftones, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Queens of the Stone Age, weezer, Townes Van Zant, Faith No More, Refused, So She Sang, Lightning Bolt, Dave Matthews Band, Regina Spektor, The Mars Volta, Sparta, Billy Talent, Foo Fighters, Far, Jonah Matranga, The Faint, Rammstein, Probot, ZAO, Scott Weiland, Stone Temple Pilots (especially Tiny Music), HIM, Mastodon, Disarmonia Mundi, Hammerfall, Dragonforce, Damien Rice, Children of Bodom

Movies:

Wayne's World 1 and 2, Aliens, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Music DVD's, The Big Lebowski, Star Wars, Benny and Joon, Anchorman, The Jacket, Star Trek 2 the Wrath of Khan, The Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, Christmas Vacation, Closer, Serpico, Waking Life, almost anything science fiction

Television:

Lost, Roseanne, Fresh Prince of Bell Air, Star Trek, Law and Order, That 70's Show, A Chef's Tour, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, Hell's Kitchen, History Channel, Food Network, Mythbusters

Books:

The Great Gatsby, anything about history, Aerosmith: Walk this Way, Naked Lunch (simply because its the most fucked up thing I've ever read), The Giving Tree, Kitchen Confidential, The Quiet Room, Fargo Rock City, and I love autobiographies about bands.

Heroes:

Pants Parties!!!

My Blog

Been a while...this one's for fun

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?Here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type th...
Posted by Shut The Fuck Up Jackson on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

To The Wonderful Life

Time wounds all heels...or so I once read upon a wall.Lightning channels my energy,positive draining negativety.Stay within the ebb and flownever arrive within the tide.This capsule of timenot worth n...
Posted by Shut The Fuck Up Jackson on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

National Talk like a Pirate Day!

ARRGGGGHHH me maties!!! Avast ye on this day of all thee days. All hands hoay and nay ye forget to speak in pirate tongue, no hornswagglin' ye way out of this one powder monkies and cockswains or find...
Posted by Shut The Fuck Up Jackson on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:44:00 PST

Loose Change

http://www.loosechange911.com/If you have an hour and a half and if you've (like me) ever had any questions about the events of 9/11 then watch this. Take it with a grain of salt, don't buy into it in...
Posted by Shut The Fuck Up Jackson on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:44:00 PST

Adventures in pumping gas

I pumped gas yesterday next to Jack White while in Brentwood.He smiled real big at my sister.He was cool.I got in the car and Lauren said "John! That's fucking Jack White."It was pretty sweet.....by t...
Posted by Shut The Fuck Up Jackson on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:13:00 PST

Nash Vegas just got a punch in the retina

I just changed my location from Murfreesboro to Nashville...and I must say it felt fantastic. I love the Boro, don't get me wrong, but I'm big time now.That's really it
Posted by Shut The Fuck Up Jackson on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:42:00 PST

Oh how dreams can rule a day

Last night I had a dream that was extremely vivid...They happen every now and again, and everytime they seem to rule my day.  I'll do something during the day after (which can include any random ...
Posted by Shut The Fuck Up Jackson on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:26:00 PST

A letter from X-22

Freezing time in the meat locker of my cabin where no heat is on thaws out longing faces. The ice crystals on my window have finger smudges of smiley faces and stick figured men. My boredom is as norm...
Posted by Shut The Fuck Up Jackson on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:27:00 PST

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I liked the way my hand looked on your head...
Posted by Shut The Fuck Up Jackson on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:34:00 PST

Memphis, you had a CHANCE!!!

Holy Shit! The UCLA, Memphis game tonight was utter crap on a crap cracker! I've never seen a game played so horribly by both teams.  I wanted to throw things constantly...I think by default and ...
Posted by Shut The Fuck Up Jackson on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:03:00 PST