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THE CONTROLLER

Janzen farts on me. It's love!

About Me

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My Interests

sleeping, eating, clipping my toenails, abandoned buildings, sometimes strumming my guitar, video games, philosophical and psychological meanderings, Cause Célèbre, Janzen Leigh Scinta

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

http://www.lastfm.com/sorakray

Movies:

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Television:

52" Widescreen HD

Books:

I sell 'em.

Heroes:

Awesome TV show.

My Blog

Top 20 Comments!

These are not ordered in any particular way. I thought about ranking them then I got lazy and decided not to. Deal with it! If you didn’t make the list, try harder in the future to make me laugh...
Posted by THE CONTROLLER on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:40:00 PST

We get older, the distances increase.

Yesterday, I received the news that my oldest friend in the world, Dwayne, has decided it was time for him to leave the great state of Tennessee and relocate to sunny (and rainy) Tampa Bay, Florida, a...
Posted by THE CONTROLLER on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:19:00 PST

now this is a story...

: all about howMy bitch got fucked-turned upside downit only took a minuteshe sat on my cockshowed her how I became the prince of a town called AntiochIn West End Avenue born and raisedat the whoreh...
Posted by THE CONTROLLER on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:40:00 PST

Hanggliding is not as homoerotic as this looks!

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Posted by THE CONTROLLER on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 05:12:00 PST

Go Jessica. It's your birthday. we gonna party like it's ya birthday.

So how about that kick ass party at the cheesecake factory. hah! We didn't even get any chessecake! Well it was fun. We accomplished alot... we learned that flying gorillas and J.W. pink lemonades are...
Posted by THE CONTROLLER on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:18:00 PST

People subscribe to my blog?

I really have nothing interesting to say. most of the time i just make witty comments or psycho-analyze everything rather than making up my own thoughts. i do think i'm insane at times but we're no...
Posted by THE CONTROLLER on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:31:00 PST

SURVEY SAYS!!!!!

Sora is____________.I think Sora should ___________.Sora needs __________.I want to ______ Sora.Someday Sora will _____.Sora reminds me of _____.Without Sora I would _____.Memories of Sora are ______....
Posted by THE CONTROLLER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Interesting political quiz.

Try and it and post your results.You are aSocial Liberal(70 ermissive)and an...Economic Moderate(43 ermissive)You are best described as a:DemocratYou exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and ...
Posted by THE CONTROLLER on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 11:56:00 PST

I have a cool new girlfriend.

Things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. But I'm just getting really... just kinda...
Posted by THE CONTROLLER on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 11:59:00 PST

The Chinese are a bunch of lying bastards.

they are committing wanton acts of fraud everyday! my fortune cookie didn't give me a fortune but some lame advice about being compassionate and how to control premature ejaculation. then it gave me n...
Posted by THE CONTROLLER on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:11:00 PST