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Wing Master Ding

I am your pusher

About Me

I'd like to tell you about myself but the God's honest trust is, I really don't know myself any more than what I'm told. I mean, what do we really know about ourselves anyways? We know how we'd like to react in certain situations, but we don't really know how we'd act until we've actually been in it. What I do know is that my only true enjoyment is knowing the people I love or care about are living a better life than me.Bone thug n harmony feat. akon - I tried

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How to make a Wing Master Ding
Ingredients:
2 parts Danger
3 parts spontaneity
5 parts Laziness
5 parts Bling
Method:
Toss ingredients in a beer bong. Top off with Humour for taste! Do not overindulge! May lead to death!

My Interests

My current goal is to get as much knowledge as possible. My life is entertained by my unusual sense of humor. After all, a life without humor is like a world without water.
I find that the greatest way to entertain yourself is to watch others and what they go through. Sometimes it's sad, but other times it's fucking funny.
I think I'm allergic to alcohol because when I drink too much it fucks me up. Now I only drink occasionally. Sometimes, life is better lived on a clear head.

I'd like to meet:

I think that would have to be myself either 10 years younger or 20 years older. I'd like to know how different I have or would have changed. I'd like to see what my goals in life have evolved to.

Music:

I just got into Jazz and Jazz vocals. Jazz is so awsome. I don't know what it is, but female jazz singers are so seductive by their vocals alone. I also listen to: At-The-Drive-In, Ben Folds five, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Cadlebox, Dayton Family, Dr. Dre, Easy-E, Eminem, Enon, Foo Fighters, The Game, Gorillaz, HIM, Ice Cube, Juicy J, KRS One, Mack 10, Modest Mouse, Muse, Nas, Pastor Troy, A Perfect Circle, The Postal Service, Radiohead, RBX, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rockell, Snoop Dogg, Thursday, Tool, Trick Daddy, Tricky, Tupac, Warren G and Weezer. That's all I can think of for now... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

I've seen so many movies that I like I won't even bother. Just ask me if you're that interested.

Television:

Lots of Discovery Channel, History Channel and even more cartoons. My favorite show is 24. The best thing I've ever watched was The Lion's Pride on discovery channel. It featured the rise and fall of pride of lions. It had a narrator talk about young males that fought the current king of the pride. The current king lost and was left to roam the earth without a pride. All his male cubs were killed by the young males and since the females did the hunting in the pride, he would get a crash course in starvation.

Books:

The Old Man's trail, The DaVinci Code, Perks of being a Wallflower, Where the Red Fern Grows

Heroes:

Anyone who changes the way we think.

My Blog

I'm tired of this shit!!!

I keep losing my God damn phone everywhere I go, and, then I feel depressed, because I don't have anywhere to kick it for a bit.  It's my god damn birfday and I can't even call my God damn folks....
Posted by Wing Master Ding on Sun, 21 May 2006 01:40:00 PST

Why didn't anyone tell me

          I've recently analyzed my past actions and decisions and thought, "why did I all of a sudden turn into an asshole?"  I used to think of...
Posted by Wing Master Ding on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:34:00 PST

My head is killing me

Have you ever had good news, but within this good news was a thread of bad.  Laced beyond separation.  I wish it didn't have to be so confusing.  Why does my life need the approval of e...
Posted by Wing Master Ding on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 12:58:00 PST