Philosophy, math and chess (materially equivalent), videogames, alcohol (not as a form of escapism), alcohol (as a form of escapism), ethanol, wine, and rubbing alcohol.
your heart (awwwwwwwwww or ewwwwwwwwwww).
Learning guitar. Will learn piano sometime in the future.
The Prestige and Borat rocked my balls last year. 300 was not bad. Miami Vice sucked ass.
Seinfeld, Conan, Family Guy, South Park.
Count of Monte Cristo, the Invisible Man, Crime and Punishment, Oliver Twist, Calvin and Hobbes treasury collections.
Lionel Messi, Demetri Martin, Socrates, Batman.