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Charm Offensive

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About Me

I was bored and old before I even knew what teenage angst was. Someone once called me the most depressing person they'd ever met, which I thought was a little harsh. I am incredibly hard work as a friend, since I careen wildly between being incredibly likeable and easy to get on with, and irritating beyond belief. I don't really have any emotional hangups, although I have a phobia of pretty much everything under the sun.
By trade I am a Technical Coordinator for a group of project managers at a medium sized international building firm. Don't ask me what that means, partly because it's very boring to describe, and partly because I'm not sure how to describe in less than 3000 words.
I made the mistake of getting into the computer industry, by merit of dropping all the subjects I wanted to study in school. As a result I don't particularly enjoy my job, even though I'm apparently very good at it. At heart I'm a writer, as you'll probably pick up from my fondness of using over-long, pretentious words. I am also really bad for noticing other peoples' spelling mistakes.
I'm working on a couple of stories right now, none of which are in any fit state to be seen by others. I am also working on a comic with a good friend of mine ( his website ), which I hope to have in some kind of presentable form by July 2007. Watch this space, as they say!
I like chocolate, good music (no specific genres, I just like music in general), high-powered showers (the ones which take a couple layers of skin off), cycling, reading, dancing and the cinema.
I dislike real violence (as opposed to computer game violence and violence in comic books - there is a difference), aniseed, people who complain unnecessarily, people who won't speak out when it is necessary, people with closed minds, those who can't respect the beliefs of others, and people who put complete bollocks in their profiles to make them seem more interesting than they really are.
http://www.everybodydancenow.net - one of these days it'll be something worth looking at. For now it's just a link with a couple of unfinished ideas.

My Interests

I'm generally interested in receiving a large sum of money, and buying a harpsichord.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Fry, Hulk Hogan, Bill Murray, Alan Rickman, Mr T, Andrew W.K (again)

Music:

Debates over music are redundant and dull. Listen to what makes you feel good, bad, horny, political, numb, excited, relaxed, apathetic, like you wanna dance, whatever.

I like a bit of everything, myself. Most genres. As long as it makes me want to dance around my room or a club, I can get with almost anything.

Movies:

I watch a lot of film and have a DVD collection that's roughly 50% watched, yet forever growing. Recently saw The Woodsman, Infernal Affairs, and Tetsuo the Iron Man.

Television:

Spaced, Big Train, Deadwood, Alan Partridge, Carnivale, Red Dwarf, Duckman, Beavis & Butthead, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica, Ren and Stimpy, Six Feet Under, The Green Wing, Only Fools and Horses, etc...

Books:

Preacher, 100 Bullets, Y:The Last Man, The Losers, Ex Machina, DMZ, Fables, Walking Dead, Transmetropolitan

My Blog

HELP!

At stupidly short notice, I've gotta sell a couple of tickets to see Prince Thursday 12th September (that's tomorrow!).Please, if you know anyone who'd want to go, the face price is £30 a ticket but I...
Posted by Charm Offensive on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:27:00 PST

First couple of pages on the way!

Pages 1 and 2 of the comic I'm writing are very close to completion. As soon as the text is finalised, it'll be ready to share with the world! I'm very excited about this, so watch this space!
Posted by Charm Offensive on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:42:00 PST

Comic artist required!

Hey folks... I'm looking for a comic artist to collaborate with for a short story I'm working on. If you know anyone who might be interested and have time, let me know. Geographical location shouldn...
Posted by Charm Offensive on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:45:00 PST