I am Chris
I am tall
Many people mention it, like I haven't noticed or been told before
I like to laugh loads, it really is the best medicine, apart from real drugs of course, that would just be stupid
Making other people laugh is what I live for, amongst other things
I love computer games
I like dressing up like a chav innit
Football is everything
As gay as it sounds, being truly happy is the best feeling in the world
I love music, it is a huge part of my life, if you don't like music, then I don't understand you
I play the bass, not as well as I'd like to but I'm always willing to learn
I make comedy songs, you can find my favourites on the Micturating Apeloids page in my friends list I make short films and sketches in my spare time, some of which can be found in My Videos
My family mean more to me than I tell them
I love my bed
I love my girlfriend Nina more than life itself
Here she is the sexy little thing, you mean the world to me sweetheart x
She makes me feel like nobody else ever could and I'm gonna marry that girl one day
I love the way she smiles when we kiss
Obscure TV shows rule, check out Invader Zim @ www.roomwithamoose.comBeing drunk is ace, it took me way too long to figure that out
Keepin it real is the new going out bitches!!!
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