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Jake

Im so famous Im in...famous

About Me

I am Jake's raging ambition. A socialite trapped in a skeptics body. Riddled with counterproductive lustful desires of grandeur. Cautiously unraveling myself from the fabric of this nation. I am the commanders moral values. However hypnotically drawn to the rhythm in which breaks the stale air around me. Whichever art median it may travel from. I'm not a character on this show but I do work on the set.

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My Interests

music in all its glory, tending bar, performing basement abortions without a liscense, getting road head, reading the Koran while listening to Ashlee Simpson.

Music:

Tool, A Perfect Circle, Disorient Express, DBR, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Idiot Flesh, Tin Hat Trio,

Movies:

Big Fish, Paris Hilton Sex Tape, Brave Little Toaster, Lord of the Rings saga, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Snatch, Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, The Jerk, Made, And some other shit...

Television:

The Simpsons, Carnivale, The Daily Show, The Shield, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Smurfs, Crossfire, Southpark, Chappelle's Show, Reno 911, Presidential Press Conferences!!