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by Chance not Design

Audio, video, disco

About Me

I Caught A Falling Star;
It Cut My Hands To Pieces.
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I'm a simple gal. You can find me in the details. -The Arvi//ah
Name: the arvillah
Birthday: you already know too much
Hometown: los angeles
Current Location: the same (ha, things are really lookin' up)
Favorite Food: live squid (what can i say, i like my food to go down fighting)
Favorite Alcoholic Drink: red wine (...for my heart)
Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink: horchata (i don't even know)
Have You Ever Been in Love? love is for the dry and impotent
Right- or Left-Handed? heavy-handed (don't f**K with me!)
Book or Movie? books that never become movies
What is Your Weakness? inappropriately flirtatious college instructors
What is Your Bedtime? whenever my inner voice is ball gagged
Do You Sing? only around the deaf
Do You Want to Get Married? when farmers can marry their flying pigs
Do You Like Your Family? nope.
Do You Like Thunderstorms? only when i'm trying to concentrate on something very important
Do You Swear? only on my mother's eternal soul
Do You Believe in Yourself? i'm not even sure i exist (read my blog)
Do You Eat Sushi? hey, everyone experiments in college, right?
Have You Ever Been on Stage? thursdays after 5pm, bring $1's
Have You Ever Skinny-Dipped? thats it! i have to start setting some REAL goals!
Do You Get Motion Sickness? no, but the morning after is a different story
Number of Piercings: four bullet wounds
Number of Tattoos: 1 (seriously)
First Thought Waking Up: its' all downhill from here
Optimist or Pessimist? Optimist
Have You Ever Been Drunk? now this is my 2nd goal
Have You Ever Watched Porn? have you ever drank water?
What is Your Heritage? i'm clearly eskimo
How Do You Want to Die? skydiving accident
Favorite Place to Visit: well, its gotta be somewhere i've never been
Mustard or Mayo? mayo by far! i eat mayonnaise sandwiches for dinner. Yumm :)
Ideal Pizza: free
Ideal Date: easy
Have You Ever Faked a Sick Day? no, i like to infect my co-workers
Can You Juggle? babies. i fuck up a lot though. i should stop.
Do You Like Scary Movies? of course. a movie isn't good unless i pee a little
Are You a Good Friend? i would lie for my friends in court, any day of the week!
Have You Read the Bible? "Shalom Israel!" -Transamerica (great movie)
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

Music:

+ FIONA APPLE , Jem, Monsters Are Waiting , Bloc Party, Deftones, B-52's, Rage Against the Machine, Devics Aerosmith , Gypsy Kings, Coldplay , Charo, Tina Turner, M.I.A. , Prince, 311 , Garbage, Mazzy Star , Madonna, Prodigy, Muse, Stevie Wonder, Sia, Mute Math, Dolly Parton , The Go! Team , Yeah yeah yeahs, The Postal Service, Yann Tiersen , Tori Amos , The White Stripes, Sufjan Stevens, Johnny Cash, Danny Elfman , Bjork, Radiohead, System of a Down , Jon Brion, P.O.D., Sarah Brightman , Anything " Grime! , " Classical......

Movies:

+ Brotherhood of the Wolf , Office Space, American Beauty , The Guru, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind , Whats' Love Got to Do with It, Gia, Cube , Cube 2, Quills, Jawbreaker, The Fifth Element, Star Wars (5-7), Election, Titan A.E., The Craft, To Wong Foo..., Amelie, The Cell , The Labyrinth, The Messenger, Malcolm X, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Pulp Fiction, Raising Arizona , DOGMA, The Exorcist...and blah bla-fuckin'-blah...
Artists janbollaert.com apocryph.net

Television:

+ EBERT & ROPER , Nova, She Spies, Family Guy, Alias , Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Boondocks , Manor House, Law and Order , The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Cirque du Soleil Specials, Globe Trekker, Sex & The City, Charlie Rose , Married With Children , Chappelle's Show , King of Queens, The Munsters , Gilmore Girls, Duckman, Rocko's Modern Life, The Outer Limits, Courage the Cowardly Dog , The Situation with Tucker Carlson, Intervention, The X-files

Books:

+ The Elegant Universe, Time Travel in Einsteins Universe, La Novia Oscura , It's About Time, Bergdorf Blondes, The Holographic Universe, In the Palm of Darkness, The Bell Jar , American Skin, An Alchemy of Mind, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, The Blood in the Shroud, The Autobiography of Malcolm X , The Odd Body....

by Chance not Design's Details

Status: In a Relationship
Here for: Networking, Friends
Orientation: Trisexual
Hometown: 118w13, 33n56
Sign: Andromeda
Vaginal CIRC: myspace has gone too far
Education: In college
Occupation: Hostess

My Blog

Emo McHipster? 'Couldn't have said it better. So true...

Funny review by some guy (Alex Blagg) from Best Week Ever blog.He later discourages us from seeing 'The Last Kiss' cuz it would just further encourage Braff's "Emo McHipster saga."The comments are pre...
Posted by by Chance not Design on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:46:00 PST

My India Journal

I kept a journal of my trip (smartest thing i've ever done)I'll soon write about my experiences in a blogThanx to those who show interestI'll try my best to do South India justice!...
Posted by by Chance not Design on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:20:00 PST

Culture Shock -- INDIA UPDATE

Don't have that much time --- sorry about the crappinesshowever, i suggest you readSo i'm in my second week here and all I have to say is i'm glad i'm from a western country. The driving here is nuts!...
Posted by by Chance not Design on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:31:00 PST

Angry...Sermon-like Rant

C'mon...! Going through life loving everyone and everything despite their many flaws and/or blunders is just absurd. No one really believes it! No one really practices it! Especially pretentious, hor...
Posted by by Chance not Design on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 05:57:00 PST

Confessions of a Sith Lord

i found this quite funny...and a little sexyhe he........jk?I think I have an asthma fetish or something...
Posted by by Chance not Design on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:22:00 PST

So much beauty...

in contrast...well kinda1st2ndmakes ya think....or just laughwhat is beauty?...
Posted by by Chance not Design on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:36:00 PST

My rant about truth (Oprah vs. Frey)

I don't know where I've heard this but someone once said, something to the effect of "we all long for truth." and i disagree. I think we all long for answers. Its all science. Our brains can't stand ...
Posted by by Chance not Design on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:00:00 PST

A Ghost in the machine?

Everyone has a different explanation of consciousness. Whether it be a soul or the essence of the universe or some mysterious side effect of thinking...whatever. and although i have no religious bel...
Posted by by Chance not Design on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:54:00 PST

I can relate...

lol
Posted by by Chance not Design on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 08:38:00 PST

Beautiful Disasters (Kuwait)

a little art appreciationAll of the photography is by Steve McCurry(National Geographic photog.) and can be found on his web-site stevemccurry.comSteve McCurry has truly become a messenger of beauty a...
Posted by by Chance not Design on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 02:54:00 PST