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Bizarro Dylan!

thisisdylan

About Me

I was and studied the scratches on the roof the lord was with me when the theatre sunk into space and the two peaks screamed the love body infinite electric god machine. I was and am will be love. But with what when I don't know. Find me and we'll start a revolution but no one will know because it won't be televised.

My Interests

Everything...nothing.

I'd like to meet:

I can't meet anyone else until I know who they are talking to when I say hello to them. but...http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6178659.stm

Music:

I am.

Movies:

Indeed they do oftenly true enough for the times, but not for the enough in myselfishness for want of more better.

Television:

I have no TV, my TV is a big box with myself in it going WHOOOP! And that is how I always want it to be.

Books:

read

Heroes:

People who take their pants off in public and then do a little dance. A no-pants dance.

My Blog

Evil Again!

Me am Dylan.  Me no am Bizarro.  Me am great friend to friend of friends but not to own friend.  Me am make sense!  Oh, me am good Dylan.  Me no pay back friends.  So unt...
Posted by Bizarro Dylan! on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:37:00 PST

WTF! College?!?

Holy crap, I'm going to college(with your mom). Children are ungrateful, greedy and irresponsible until they're about 30, then its downhill from there. Hope everyones right and these turn out to be th...
Posted by Bizarro Dylan! on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:52:00 PST

I ate My Soul

Today I was walking around minding the buisness of the mind.  This came as a shock to me because in order to mind the mind, one must let go the mind and mind it for themselves.  This, as you...
Posted by Bizarro Dylan! on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:46:00 PST

For Me!

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. Now that you've graduated it's time you used your own bloody e-mail address, I'm taking this one over for good.  Take your friends, and leave, unless of course you make me an...
Posted by Bizarro Dylan! on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:36:00 PST

Too late? HA!

Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying, but if you laugh hard enough, you end up crying anyway. 
Posted by Bizarro Dylan! on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:25:00 PST

Will I Ever Win?

Will I ever win? I'd like to think so. But I find more and more it isn't winning so much as it is just laughing it off and moving on to the next phase. To quote the illustrious stones, I can't get no ...
Posted by Bizarro Dylan! on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:44:00 PST

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuck fuchickenckfucfcksardinesfkfuckfuckfuckfuckfucuckfukcufkcufk

You ever sit down to do something and find that you can do nothing but smash your head against the keyboard? yeah. uhyjnyuyuhytyuhjyuhyuhyu7hty65yuplo00po0 09 that starts to hurt after a very short am...
Posted by Bizarro Dylan! on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:53:00 PST

Holy Crap!

What the fuck?!?! Yesterday was valentines day AND it's 2006?! Where the Hell have I been?  I woke up this past week, thanks to those who helped me do it, and it's time to start living again, I t...
Posted by Bizarro Dylan! on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 06:21:00 PST

My Day with Fred

Today wasn't like any other day.  I went to the mall, I went shopping, and after shopping I helped myself to a big gulp of ice scream.  But upon returning from the decrepted and odd building...
Posted by Bizarro Dylan! on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 02:12:00 PST

Life as a Potato.

Well, despite what many think, the life of a potato is filled with fun and crazy adventures!! We do so much cool stuff and...*sigh* who am I kidding? What most of us potatos do is sit in the ground wa...
Posted by Bizarro Dylan! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST