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Heute abend ist der Vorabend einer großen Schlacht, der Schlacht, die den großen Krieg zwischen dem großen und leistungsfähigen Quackmonauts gewinnen, und der Wurst-Gorillas von nordwestlichem Asien. Dieses ist die abschließende Schlacht, die viele für Erzeugungen erwartet haben. Alle hier kennen das Resultat. Das Quackmonauts herscht, für unser QuakkRokkoS vor; QuakkoKevanshtein, verbessern gewußt, da Mr.Shiny uns zum Sieg führt. Aber, bevor diese Schlacht gekämpft werden kann, muß die Geschichte unseres Führers erklärt werden; in einer Weise, die nur er erklären könnte. Lesen Sie bitte dieses und wissen Sie daß I Zicklein Sie nicht. Dieses ist seine Geschichte. "heute bin ich die erfolgreiche Lehre von die meisten von Planet Masse, aber es war nicht immer auf diese Weise. Als ich aufwuchs, war ich eine tägliche, normale Person. Jedoch entdeckte ein Tag, als ich sechs Jahre des Alters ich war, daß ich den Verstand der Scheiben des Luncheon Meat psychokinetically steuern könnte. Ich hielt meine Energien geheim von allen, sogar meine nähsten Freunde. Keine wußten, bis ich und geöffneter Aufruhr gegen den Stadtbezirk von Grudgewood, Kalifornien führte. Es gab viele Polizeiunfall, und die Vereinigte Staaten Regierung erklärte mich, eine Drohung zur Staatssicherheit zu sein. Nachdem mein Exil ich nach Asien reiste und meine Energien durch verlängerte Meditation mit den Wurst-Gorilla Mönchen entwickelte. Durch Praxis wurde ich fähig, die Mönche zu steuern. Meine Energie war grenzenlos. Ich wurde um die Welt unbeliebt. Der einzige Platz, den ich nicht hatte, wreaked Verwüstung auf: Australien. Als ich in Australien ankam, kam ich nach einem Stamm der Geschöpfe, die schienen, eine Mischung zwischen Känguruhs und sehr großen Enten zu sein; sie nannten sich das Quackmo. Ich wurde als eins von ihren Selbst angenommen, und ich bildete schnell große Freunde mit ihrem QuakkRokkoS(chief), genannt war unpronounceable, also rufe ich ihn gerade Quakka an. Philosophien und Unterricht Quakkas änderten mein Leben. I anfangend, hinunter den Weg von righteousness zu reisen. Aber diese Nacht, fand ein Schutz Quakka, das in seinem Zelt, mit der Stange eines Groundhog Meuchelmörders durch sein Herz leblos ist. Dieses machte mich wütend. Quakka war wie ein Vater zu mir. Die folgende Woche wurde mir das neue QuakkRokkoS von den Quackmo Hochpriestern gekrönt; diese neue Position der Energie gegeben, unternahm ich Krieg und zerstörte flawlessly die Groundhog Armee. Ich drang Dörfer ein und plünderte Städte. Lassen der gesamten Zivilisationen in den Ruinen; das Groundhogs für jeden Tropfen des verschütteten Quackmonaut Bluts zurückerstatten, bis sie ausgestorben waren. Während unsere Zahlen verminderte, fing ich zu reisen an und einzuziehen. In zwei Jahren erreichten unsere Zahlen Multimillionen. Wir waren unstoppable. In kleiner als eine Dekade eroberten wir drei Viertel des Planeten. Eines letzten Gegend Remains: die Wurst-Gorillas. Sie sind die einzigen stehend in der Weise der Gesamtweltherrschaft." letzte Eintragung. Für drei Jahre kämpfte Herr Shiny, verkleidet als Fußsoldat in der Armee. Heute ist er zurückgekommen, um uns zum Sieg gegen unseren Feind zu führen. Diese Geschichte beendet nie. Nachdem dieser Planet erobert ist, ziehen wir auf das folgende und das folgende, etc., usw. um. Wir können nicht gestoppt werden. Entweder Sie sind mit uns, oder Sie sind gegen uns. Wählen Sie. ~~~ Dstrcto. Sgt. Nacht Ruprecht der Quackmonaut Armee. Quackmo Herscht Vor! For the Translation, visit the Samael page on my friends list.
You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
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Name: Urinus Erectus
Birthday: 32 B.C.
Birthplace: I pozzi ardenti di Inferno
Current Location: a differint Hell
Eye Color: red
Hair Color: black
Height: variable
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrious
Your Heritage: demonic
The Shoes You Wore Today: mono black chuck taylors with checkered laces
Your Weakness: holy water
Your Fears: holy water
Your Perfect Pizza: body parts and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: world domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: poo-lunk
Thoughts First Waking Up: i dont sleep so i cant wake up
Your Best Physical Feature: horns
Your Bedtime: i dont have to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: the texas chainsaw massacre
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burn them both
Single or Group Dates: u dont wanna know
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Duncan Hills coffee
Do you Smoke: i smoke ham
Do you Swear: hell yes
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: surprisingly yes. in blood!
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: ive already gone
Do you want to get Married: i am
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: thats hilarious
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: thats just not funny
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes i do
Do you play an Instrument: the death-bugle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i drink whiskey made from the poo of whales
In the past month have you Smoked: i only smoke ham
In the past month have you been on : no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, yes i have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes, evil oreoes of death
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: human sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: i dont act on stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: into many-a trash can
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: muwhahaha
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only souls
Ever been Drunk: yes, off my whale poo whiskey
Ever been called a Tease: no never
Ever been Beaten up: no anyone who starts something ends up dead
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: im already dead
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im over 2000 years old. id say im grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Tibet
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: in between
Height: a little shorter than me
Weight: 2lbs
Best Clothing Style: just not long dresses
Number of I have taken: this space isnt long enough
Number of CDs I own: ive an iPod
Number of Piercings: 13. 7 on one ear 6 on the other
Number of Tattoos: 13
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i "live" with no regrets
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CERBERUS
You are a cerberus. A
cerberus is a massive, black, three-headed dog.
In Greek mythology there was a cerberus that
guarded the gates of Hades, near the river
Styx. The cerberus represents all that is dark
and evil. The cerberus stands for death,
darkness, despair, and degradation. The
cerberus is a fearsome creature that is
intimidating and ominous. It is violent and
ill-tempered.
Which mythical creature resides in your soul? (11 Results + Pictures)
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What modern movie do you belong in? (with pictures)

The Usual Suspects
You belong in ... The Usual Suspects. You are a clever and physcological person who unfortunately gets into a hell of a lot of trouble. Sometimes you beat people up, gain revenge on others, but you feel like someone else is calling your shots. You will be killed by Kaiser Soze someday. That... kinda sucks.
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What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)

Shadow Dragon
Dark, evil, you are the evil breed of dragon. You lurk within the shadows of the night and attack with surprise. You prefer to stay alone, solitude is your best friend within your deep, dark cave or den.
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First Name: me
Middle Name: you are
Birthday: i was never born
Eyes: yes
Hair: yes
Fav color: black
Day/Night: dark foggy nights
Fave Food: mmmm food
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? yes
Do you like anyone? yes
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? most of them
Who's the loudest? anyone is loud when you turn your speakers up
Who have you known the longest of your friends? shane, marcus
Who's the shyest: none of em
Are you close to any family members? my sister
When you cried the most: i used to fake cry to get out of doing stuff
What's the best feeling in the world: serenity
Worst Feeling: anxiety
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: graves
Let's run through: the gates of hell
Let's look at the: PRETTY FLOWERS...... i...didnt...say that
What a nice: headstone
Where did all the: fire go
Why can't you: stfu
Silly, little: but lunk thats my penny
Tell me: to shut up again and ill shave ur eyebrows in ur sleep
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: yes
Pictured your crush naked: all the time
Skipped school: in a way
Broken someone's heart: i dont know
Been in love: yes
Cried when someone died: no, they`re in a better place
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yes
Done something embarrassing: everything i do is embarassing
Done a drug: mmm smoked ham
Cried in school: to get out of doing homework
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: chain bracelet on my left arm
Person You Hate Most: SUE SHERMAN, BRIAN DAVIS, MAY YOU BOTH BURN IN HELL
Best Thing That Has Happened: it hasnt happened yet
Ice Cream: cookie dough
WHO Makes you laugh the most: anyone who is running around on fire
Makes you smile: see above
Has A Crush On You: if someone was on fire they would probably go for me
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: not if the`re on fire
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: no
Made out with JUST a friend?: no
Kissed two people in the same day?: no
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: what do you take me for
Been rejected: . no
Been in love?: yes
Been used?: no
Done something you regret?: set someone on fire, but i dont really regret it
Cheated on someone?: no
Been called a tease: i honestly hope your joking
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: you
You talked to on the phone?: ill tell you when my lawyer gets here
You hugged?: my lawyer is on his way
You instant messaged?: you
You kissed?: my lawyer should be here any time now
You yelled at?: myself
Who text messaged you?: my lawyer must be having car trouble
Who broke your heart?: ill call my lawyer, and AAA
Who told you they loved you?: hi...hey howya doin? are you having car trouble?
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You are- - - MURDOC!!! You think you're important,
but you only play one part of it all, and a
very small, but important part. For some
reason, you're always horny and pouncing on
admirers. Chances are, you're some sort of
Devil-worshipper. Murdoc plays bass, and has
a fiery, yet furious attitude.
Who's your inner-Gorillaz?
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You are- - -Russel!!! You're with the hip-hop
style. You like to be powerful, just like
the drums. At times, you're also very
destructive, yet usually quiet and peaceful.
You might be good with technology, you might
now, but who cares, you're AWESOME!!!
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