Let me introduce you to, A Man Who Doesn't Care!
Well, gosh - I guess I became a doctor because ever since I was a little boy, I just wanted to help people. I don't tell this story often, but I remember when I was seven years old, one time I found a bird that had fallen out of its nest, and so I picked him up and I brought him home, and I made him a house out of an empty shoebox. I BECAME A DOCTOR FOR THE SAME FOUR REASONS THAT EVERYBODY DOES - CHICKS, MONEY, POWER and CHICKS!
All I wanna do is kick up with a scotch and watch a game before I have to return to that hell hole again to start my wonderul cycle again!
Lemmie tell you, your born alone and you damn sure die alone, remember that!
I am the greatest doctor, ever!!
