Jimmy Gnecco must be an alien |
Ours new album comes out April 15th...go BUY it.
Posted by MATT SLIDER on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:14:00 PST |
The Constitution was written for Vampires too! |
This past Wednesday, Jack (my co-bartender) and I threw a Halloween party at the Loophole where we tend bar. Now I know what your thinking...it's the same way people look at you when your dressed as ...
Posted by MATT SLIDER on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:33:00 PST |
Pink Eye |
I now have pink eye in both eyes...I've only had pink eye one other time in my life but this time is the worst. I never knew your eyeballs could feel like they are being burned out of your head while...
Posted by MATT SLIDER on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:38:00 PST |
Attention D Bags |
Don't fucking ask about my tattoos or how my band is doing anymore...you ask the same questions everytime I see you. You sir and ma'am...are a douchebag and I don't like you.
Posted by MATT SLIDER on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:21:00 PST |
Haircut |
I got a haircut. I like it . . . steven @ Salon Elevation is the shit!
Posted by MATT SLIDER on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:19:00 PST |
The Feds |
Hello friends! I wanted to give you an update on what's happening to and with THE FEDS lately. First of all I would like to apologize for our Denton show last weekend. Jason, Ben, Matt, and I all k...
Posted by MATT SLIDER on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:51:00 PST |
the internet is badass! |
I don't have to go to the Library anymore to check my e-mail or myspace. The internet is badass!
Posted by MATT SLIDER on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:02:00 PST |
Eau de Toilet |
My house smells like rat turds and wild animal urine, with a hint of sex. What do you think Paris? "That's hot".
Posted by MATT SLIDER on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:41:00 PST |
No more shots pleash! |
fuck! Fairfax, VA rules! I danced my ASS off. You'll see the video soon. You will laugh, you will cry, you will say . . . no more shots pleash. Dorota spoke broken spolish all night and we looked...
Posted by MATT SLIDER on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:52:00 PST |
I bowled a 211! |
We just got back from bowling. I bowled a 211. I want to shave my beard real bad. Must shave beard, can't shave beard, must shave beard.
Posted by MATT SLIDER on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:58:00 PST |
