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Jennifer

I drive cars that shift themselves.

About Me

I'm a Copywriter. That means I write tv/radio/print commercials trying to trick you into buying something you don't need. I have lived in Texas my whole life. I went to UNT. I live with my boyfriend in Lewisville. We take a lot of naps. I'm into music and independent films. I also like contemporary design and lipgloss. If you're not annoying, lets hang out!


Yes, we are this cute in real life.

My Interests

advertising, celebrity gossip, cooking, design, fashion, top gun high fives, independent films, expensive jeans, kurt halsey, macs, magazines, mini cupcakes, naps, palahniuk, texas, writing, organic food, zoos, lipgloss, and giggles.

I'd like to meet:

People in the DFW Area With Cool Shoes, People Who Work In Advertising, Girls Who Want To Go Shopping and People Who Hate Milk.
IM Me: MixMastaJennifa

Music:

I Like To Watch This Guy.
50 cent, arcade fire, anniversary, bad company, beulah, bronx, BS2000, broken social scene, chingy, city sleeps, clap your hands say yeah, cure, cursive, david bowie, death from above 1979, decemberists, death cab for cutie, elastica, elected, faint, feds, franz ferdinand, get up kids, heart, hip hop hitz, hot hot heat, i am the world trade center, jay z, journey, justin timberlake, kanye west, kelis, ladytron, le tigre, madonna, mates of state, metric, modest mouse, nada surf, octopus project, old 97s, panic! at the disco, pinback, postal service, peaches, pretty girls make graves, priestess, queers, rapture, rilo kiley, riverboat gamblers, shins, sonic youth, sparklehorse, taking back sunday, ted leo, thrice, twista, too short, unicorns, used, upside, van halen, wilco, wolf parade, wolfie, wu tang, xxx, yeah yeah yeahs, zero zero

Movies:

40 year old virgin, adventures in babysitting, american beauty, amelie, battle royale, beetlejuice, better off dead, broken flowers, buffalo 66, city of god, coming to america, crash, crybaby, descent, dirty dancing, dirty pretty things, donnie darko, dummy, edward scissorhands, eternal sunshine, empire records, ferris bullers day off, fight club, game, grindhouse, high fidelity, ink, jackasses, jennifer is awesome, kill bill, life aqautic, little mermaid, lost in translation, magnolia, napoleon dynamite, operation dumbo drop, planes trains and automobiles, pretty in pink, pulp fiction, punch drunk love, queen of the desert, rushmore, requiem for a dream, salton sea, secretary, science of sleep, sin city, sixteen candles, snakes on a plane, t2, unbreakable, uncle buck, village, waterboy, xx/xy, yummy, zoolander

Television:

america's next top model, animal cops, arrested development, carnivale, conan, critic, curb, daily show, dave chapelle, entourage, extreme home makeover, family ties, famliy guy, freaks and geeks, full house, growing pains, gilmore girls, grey's anatomy, insomniac, jimmy kimmel, king of the hill, king of queens, laguna beach, lost, man show, my two dads, nip/tuck, oc, oprah, pimp my ride, prison break, project runway, queer eye, real world, reno 911, sex and the city, sheer genius, simpsons, six feet under, step by step, south park, supernanny, trading spaces, top chef, tyra, unwrapped, viva la bam, will and grace, x, y, z

Books:

Any and All Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

Oprah, The Olsen Twins, and David Blaine.

My Blog

I'll Suck Your Pipes Clean!

So, I had plans to meet the girls in Denton for dinner before Sid's B-day/Upside show at Andy's yesterday. We were going to meet at 8, so I had to hurry home after work to take a shower and get all pr...
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:06:00 PST

I wrote an article...wanna read it?

Then go here:http://www.talentzoo.com/website/columns/ColumnContent. aspx?Id=1884I'll do anything for some cash and/or my pic on the web! I wrote this a few months ago, so some of it's out-of-date now....
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:08:00 PST

Whoomp There It Is.

The Rules Are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and why ...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:19:00 PST

Yes, Just Like David Blaine.

Ok let me preface this by telling you that this guy has been trying to request me as a friend over and over and over for days now. I keep hitting deny....but BAM there he is again in my friend request...
Posted by Jennifer on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

I'll Cut You.

So today at work a random IM popped up that I just have to share...almighybevo11 (3:21:19 PM): i was wonderin if you wanted to hook up?MixMastaJennifa (3:22:15 PM): sure meet me at wal-mart MixMastaJe...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:06:00 PST

I Love Creeps!

Dear Myspace,Thank you for making it so easy for creepy random guys to send me weird messages. It truly makes my day! Every time I see the red "new messages" sign I can't help but wonder what new magi...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:23:00 PST