Quotes
Hey Jonah, nice song. Does it have any words?
-Abbie-
Hey Abbie, nice mouth. Do words ever stop coming out of it?
-Me-
I grow on you after about 20 years...kinda like herpes
-Aunt Shawn-
If I'd known that, I would've lit a candle or something [re: unknowingly taking her ex’s virginity]
-Becky-
They're gonna go make f*ck
-Bert-
27,000 friends?! Who the f*ck are you, the Pope?!
-Big Rob-
Your fearsome libido is terrifying
-Big Rob-
Who wants a pair of sweaty t*ts?
-Big Rob-
That's good. It tastes like Dimetapp
-Bradie-
If they call, I'm a stable human being and can handle a firearm
-Brock-
I've got a great idea: Silent movies for blind people
-Chetti-
No comprende?! He doesn't comprende!
-Drew-
Screw the hot tea! Gimme a Frosty! And it better be medium!
-Drew-
That sounds pretty f*cking unsanitary [re: using a vibrating toothbrush as a vibrator]
-Gillian-
What am I, chopped liver?
-Heather-
In a D cup
-Me-
I'm not anti-gay, I'm just more pro-heterosexual
-Jenn Nigh-
Girlfriends are like houseplants; If you don't water them every day, they get all brown and dry and...B*TCHY
-Jew-
If this were the Civil War, I'd be the Americans!
-Jew-
Apparently, it's cute to be a chubby baby, but that doesn't carry over into your adult life. Ain't that some sh*t?
-Jonda-
Don't go camping on your period; Bears will eat your vagina.
-Jonda-
If I saw you drop-kick a baby, I would just think, "That baby shouldn't have been talking sh*t"
-Jordan-
I'm not even a stickler for etiquette, but put your damn balls away!
-Jordan-
I dont know CPR, so if anyone dies, it'll make a great story
-Kelly-
You man-grabbed my lobster skin!
-Lisa-
Bel Biv Devoe?! That's some classic mothaf*ckin' sh*t!
-Max-
Aside from the awesome sex, this has catastrophe written all over it!
-Me-
Do you know what slutty fish have? Crabs
-Me-
I think there's a wood chip in my shoe. Either that, or I'm having a stroke
-Me-
If you don't put your boobies away, you're going to end up on Dateline
-Me-
If you don’t put your fancy lad tendencies away, you're going to get a human booster shot from a guy named Molly
-Kelly-
Touché
-Me-
I'm just like a big, walking talking phallic symbol to you people, aren't I?
-Me-
Please don't assume that I'm above jamming this salad fork in your neck
-Me-
Give her bad hair, and make her SURLY
-Melissa-
I don't shoot up W.o.W., I freebase it
-Merc Money-
If you’re buying your tampons at All A Dollar, you might need to step back and reevaluate your life
-Miah-
Johnny, you're a sap! You know, like the sh*t that comes outta trees!
-Mikal-
Where's that girl who kept trying to take off my pants?
-Mikal-
Don't "be a man" on my couch
-Nellie-
There's no such thing as a subtle lesbian
-Sarah-
I'm pinned down and bleeding from the toes!
-Shana-
If I'm gonna die, I don't wanna remember it [re: getting drunk during a zombie attack]
-Shana-
Your face isn't pregnant!
-Shana-
We're moving to Mexico
-Tod-
But Mexico is dirty
-Me-
We'll bring a broom
-Tod-
Mike’s mom won’t let him date a boy that rides a motorcycle
-Tyler-
Chicks are starting to figure out that they can use men for snuggling the way men have used them for sex. We are in trouble.
-Whil-
We need amps, some keyboards, drums and some chickens. The chickens are for sex.
-Whil-
Bathroom's the first door on the left; If ya hit the people f*ckin', ya gone too far
-Will-
Dude...marry me...in Minnesota...naked
-Zack-
I Love...
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¤ Quotes
¤ Rain
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¤ Telekinesis
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¤ Vanilla
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¤ Waves
¤ Whale Songs
¤ What The Future Holds
¤ Z Gallarie
I Hate...
Abuse Of Any Kind
¤ Assumptions
¤ Bad Spelling
¤ Bees
¤ Being Contacted Out Of The Blue By An Ex
¤ Betrayal
¤ Bills
¤ Black Licorice
¤ Body Hair
¤ Body Odor
¤ Brainless And Overproduced Music
¤ Busybodies
¤ Cleaning
¤ Clutter
¤ Commercialization Of Things I Enjoy
¤ Debt
¤ Dial-Up Internet Connections
¤ Disrespect
¤ Doubt
¤ Drugs
¤ Enemies
¤ Exhaustion
¤ Failure
¤ Gas Prices
¤ Growing Pains
¤ Growing Up
¤ Hate (When Not Applicable)
¤ Having Things I Care About Disregarded
¤ Honey
¤ How Easily Some Things Get To Me
¤ Improper Grammar
¤ Instability
¤ Judging
¤ Junk Mail
¤ Losing People That Are Important To Me
¤ Low Blood Pressure
¤ Lying
¤ Magic Eye Pictures
¤ Marfan's Syndrome
¤ Migranes
¤ Mustard
¤ Not Spending Enough Time With The People I Care About
¤ Onions
¤ Panic Attacks
¤ Papercuts
¤ Paranoia
¤ Part-Time Friends
¤ Scientology
¤ Self-Made Victims
¤ Sleazy People
¤ Socks
¤ Spicy Food (Cajun Food Excluded)
¤ Stereotypes
¤ Taking Pills
¤ Those That Take Their Life For Granted
¤ Trying To Unwrap New CDs
¤ Unjustified Martyrs
¤ Utah Drivers
¤ Wal-Mart
I think it would be incredibly cool to meet anybody I haven't already met out of my "Heroes" section. I'd really like to meet Ms. Right, but think I'm more likely to find a Ms. Right Now on MySpace, so we can scratch that. After that, I'm down to meet anybody who wants to meet me.
I do ask that you send me an email before shooting off a friend request; That way I know you're a real person.
It should also be known that I go through my friends list every three months or so and delete those who are just taking up space. I didn't create my personal profile to build a six-figure friends list, or to join yours, so strike up conversation every once in a while; I'll do my best to do the same.
For Utah locals who want to be in the know about what's going on in the Utah nightlife scene, you can add my other profile here .
Who I'd like to not meet:
I've met a lot of really cool people and a lot of really not cool people; If I could avoid meeting anymore not cool people, that would be fantastic.
To be more specific, drama queens, drug addicts, liars, manipulators, racists, zealots, backstabbers, stalkers, "bro's" and self-serving asshats.
And of course, the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi; Pimps, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-scags, scallywhops, ho’s, heifers, hee-haws and hoolihoos.
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Astra Heights [1]
August House [1]
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Big Bad Voodoo Daddy [1]
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club [1]
Blaqk Audio [1]
The Bled [1]
The Bravery [1]
Candlebox [1]
The Casualties [1]
CKY [1]
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Does It Offend You, Yeah? [1]
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Hawthorne Heights [1]
Imogen Heap [1]
Horrorpops [4]
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I Hate Kate [1]
IAMX [2]
Jimmy Eat World [1]
Juliette And The Licks [1]
Kid Beyond [1]
B.B. King [1]
Kill Hannah [1]
Letterkills [2]
The Like [1]
Lit [1]
Mae [1]
Mardo [1]
Maylene And The Sons Of Disaster [1]
Ingrid Michaelson [1]
MIKA [1]
Miss Derringer [1]
Murder By Death [3]
MUSE [2]
My Chemical Romance [2]
Only Son [1]
Our Lady Peace [1]
Papa Roach [2]
The Pink Spiders [2]
Point One [1]
The Presets [1]
Joshua Radin [1]
The Rapture [1]
Rock Kills Kid [1]
Rockapella [1]
She Wants Revenge [1]
Shiny Toy Guns [5]
Social Distortion [1]
The Receiving End Of Sirens [1]
Regina Spektor [1]
Squad Five-O [1]
Styx [1]
Sum 41 [1]
The Switches [1]
This Is Me Smiling [1]
This Providence [1]
Thursday [1]
Ultraviolet Sound [1]
Underoath [1]
The Used [3]
VAST [2]
The Vincent Black Shadow [1]
Violet Run [1]
Walter Meego [1]
Alexa Wilkinson [1]
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TOP TEN
¤ MUSE ¤
¤ Horrorpops ¤
¤ Murder By Death ¤
¤ IAMX ¤
¤ Depeche Mode ¤
¤ Shiny Toy Guns ¤
¤ Ingrid Michaelson ¤
¤ Death Cab For Cutie ¤
¤ Ludo ¤
¤ Walter Meego ¤
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¤ 311
¤ 30 Seconds To Mars
¤ A.F.I.
¤ A+D
¤ The Academy Is...
¤ Ace Of Base
¤ Aereogramme
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¤ Christina Aguilera
¤ Alabama 3
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¤ BEARvsSHARK
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¤ Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
¤ Andrew Bird['s Bowl Of Fire]
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¤ Michelle Branch
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¤ Bush
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¤ Cake
¤ Calamine
¤ Cascada
¤ Johnny Cash
¤ Eva Cassidy
¤ Cat Power
¤ Nick Cave [And The Bad Seeds]
¤ Ray Charles
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¤ Circa Survive
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¤ The Clash
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¤ Cute Is What We Aim For
¤ D12
¤ Da Vinci's Notebook
¤ Daft Punk
¤ Gigi D'Agostino
¤ Damien Rice
¤ The Dandy Warhols
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¤ Death From Above 1979
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¤ DNTEL
¤ Does It Offend You, Yeah?
¤ Rob Dougan
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¤ DragonForce
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¤ E
¤ E Nomine
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¤ Eels
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¤ Electric Six
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¤ Danny Elfman
¤ Eminem
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¤ Joey Eppard
¤ The Faint
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¤ [James] Figurine
¤ A Fine Frenzy
¤ Fischerspooner
¤ The Flaming Lips
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¤ Flogging Molly
¤ Ben Folds [Five]
¤ The Format
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¤ Freezepop
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¤ Goose
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¤ Jesse Harris And The Ferdinandos
¤ Kate Havnevik
¤ Hawthorne Heights
¤ Colin Hay
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¤ Head Automatica
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¤ The Hush Sound
¤ Idiot Pilot
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¤ Incubus
¤ InnerPartySystem
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¤ Ben Jelen
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¤ Jimmy Eat World
¤ Billy Joel
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¤ Janis Joplin
¤ Journey
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¤ Juliette And The Licks
¤ JUSTICE
¤ Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole
¤ Kara's Flowers
¤ Keane
¤ Mat Kearney
¤ Kid Beyond
¤ Kill Hannah
¤ The Killers
¤ B.B. King
¤ The Knife
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¤ La Bouche
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¤ Ladysmith Black Mambazo
¤ Ladytron
¤ Ray LaMontagne
¤ Nil Lara
¤ Led Zeppelin
¤ Amos Lee
¤ John Lennon
¤ Sondre Lerche
¤ Leroy
¤ Less Than Jake
¤ Letter Kills
¤ Jerry Lee Lewis
¤ Jenny Lewis [And The Watson Twins]
¤ Linkin Park
¤ Lit
¤ The Little Willies
¤ Luciana
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¤ The Lucy Nation
¤ M.I.A.
¤ Marilyn Manson
¤ Mardo
¤ Maroon 5
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¤ Dean Martin
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¤ Matchbox Twenty
¤ John Mayer
¤ Me First And The Gimme Gimmes
¤ Metric
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¤ Midnight Juggernauts
¤ MIKA
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¤ Mirwais
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¤ Ennio Morricone
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¤ MSTRKRFT
¤ RóisÃn Murphy
¤ Murray Head
¤ My Brightest Diamond
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¤ Mike Ness
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¤ OneRepublic
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¤ Panic! At The Disco
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¤ Pepper
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¤ Phantom Planet
¤ Sam Phillips
¤ Pink
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¤ The Pink Spiders
¤ Placebo
¤ Plain White T's
¤ Poe
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¤ Portishead
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¤ Prodigy
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¤ Joshua Radin
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¤ Bonnie Raitt
¤ Joey Ramone
¤ The Ramones
¤ Robert Randolph And The Family Band
¤ The Rapture
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¤ Ratatat
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¤ Razorlight
¤ The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
¤ Fionn Regan
¤ Reverend Horton Heat
¤ Rihanna
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¤ Rinôçérôse
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¤ Rooney
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¤ Santana
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¤ Say Anything
¤ Scissor Sisters
¤ SebastiAn
¤ Sexual Earthquakes In Kobe
¤ She Wants Revenge
¤ The Shins
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¤ Silversun Pickups
¤ Paul Simon
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¤ Smashing Pumpkins
¤ Elliott Smith
¤ Mindy Smith
¤ Snake River Conspiracy
¤ Sneaker Pimps
¤ Snow Patrol
¤ Social Distortion
¤ The Sound Of Animals Fighting
¤ The Sounds
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¤ Splashdown
¤ Squirrel Nut Zippers
¤ SR-71
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¤ Stars
¤ Gwen Stefani
¤ Stellastarr*
¤ Cat Stevens / Yusuf
¤ Joss Stone
¤ Straylight Run
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¤ The Strokes
¤ Styx
¤ Sublime
¤ Taking Back Sunday
¤ Talking Heads
¤ James Taylor
¤ Maria Taylor
¤ Teddybears
¤ Tegan And Sara
¤ Tenacious D
¤ theSTART
¤ They Might Be Giants
¤ The Thirteenth Floor Elevators
¤ This Providence
¤ Rob Thomas
¤ Thompson Twins
¤ Thursday
¤ Tiger Army
¤ Justin Timberlake
¤ Travis
¤ The Trucks
¤ Tsunami Bomb
¤ The Turtles
¤ Shania Twain
¤ UB40
¤ Ultraviolet Sound
¤ The Unicorns
¤ Union Of Knives
¤ Universal Hall Pass
¤ Unwritten Law
¤ The Used
¤ Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons
¤ VAST
¤ The Velvet Underground
¤ The Vincent Black Shadow
¤ Violent Femmes
¤ Vitalic
¤ Martha Wainwright
¤ Rufus Wainwright
¤ Tom Waits
¤ We Are Scientists
¤ Weezer
¤ Kanye West
¤ The White Stripes
¤ The Who
¤ Wilco
¤ Alexa Wilkinson
¤ Robbie Williams
¤ Amy Winehouse
¤ Wolfmother
¤ The Wreckers
¤ Yaz
¤ Yeah Yeah Yeahs
¤ Yellowcard
¤ Thom Yorke
¤ Young Love
¤ Zero 7
¤ Rob Zombie
¤ Zombie Girl
¤ ZOX
10 Things I Hate About You
¤ 300
¤ Across The Universe
¤ Almost Famous
¤ American Beauty
¤ Anchorman
¤ As Good As It Gets
¤ Batman
¤ Batman Returns
¤ Batman Forever
¤ Batman Begins
¤ Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker
¤ Benny And Joon
¤ The Big Lebowski
¤ Boondock Saints
¤ Brick
¤ The Burbs
¤ The Butterfly Effect
¤ Buying The Cow
¤ Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
¤ Chicago
¤ The Chumscrubber
¤ Closer
¤ Constantine
¤ Corpse Bride
¤ Cowboy Bebop
¤ Cruel Intentions
¤ Dead Poet's Society
¤ Death Proof
¤ Death To Smoochy
¤ Dogma
¤ Domino
¤ Donnie Darko
¤ Dragonheart
¤ Drop Dead Fred
¤ Edward Scissorhands
¤ Empire Records
¤ Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
¤ Eulogy
¤ Evolution
¤ Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
¤ The Fifth Element
¤ Fight Club
¤ Finding Neverland
¤ Galaxy Quest
¤ Ghostbusters
¤ Ghostbusters II
¤ Gremlins
¤ Gremlins II: The New Batch
¤ Grosse Pointe Blank
¤ High Fidelity
¤ Hocus Pocus
¤ Hook
¤ Hotel Rwanda
¤ Iron Man
¤ Juno
¤ Jurassic Park
¤ The Lost World: Jurassic Park
¤ Just Friends
¤ Kill Bill I
¤ Kill Bill II
¤ Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
¤ Labyrinth
¤ Layer Cake
¤ Liar Liar
¤ Little Miss Sunshine
¤ Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
¤ Lords Of Dogtown
¤ Mars Attacks!
¤ The Mask
¤ The Matrix
¤ Merlin
¤ Monkeybone
¤ Monty Python And The Holy Grail
¤ Moulin Rouge
¤ The Mummy
¤ The Mummy Returns
¤ The Nightmare Before Christmas
¤ The Notebook
¤ Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl
¤ Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
¤ Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End
¤ Planet Terror
¤ Poolhall Junkies
¤ Red Eye
¤ Rent
¤ Romeo + Juliet
¤ Rush Hour
¤ Rush Hour II
¤ Rush Hour III
¤ Shanghai Noon
¤ Shanghai Knights
¤ Shaun Of The Dead
¤ Shrek
¤ Shrek II
¤ Sin City
¤ Sleeping Beauty
¤ Sleepy Hollow
¤ Smokey And The Bandit
¤ Snatch
¤ Strictly Ballroom
¤ Superman Returns
¤ Sweeney Todd
¤ Transformers
¤ The Truman Show
¤ V For Vendetta
¤ Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
3rd Rock From The Sun
¤ Animaniacs
¤ Aqua Teen Hunger Force
¤ Becker
¤ Best Week/Month Ever
¤ The Brak Show
¤ Chappelle's Show
¤ Charmed
¤ Clone High
¤ Courage The Cowardly Dog
¤ Cowboy Bebop
¤ Crank Yankers
¤ CSI
¤ Deal Or No Deal
¤ Desperate Housewives
¤ Dexter
¤ The Fairly-Odd Parents
¤ Family Guy
¤ Frasier
¤ Gilmore Girls
¤ Grey's Anatomy
¤ The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy
¤ Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law
¤ The "I Love The _____" Series
¤ Invader Zim
¤ Jeopardy
¤ Just Shoot Me
¤ L.A. Ink
¤ Late Night With Conan O'Brien
¤ Leave It To Beaver
¤ Mad About You
¤ Miami Ink
¤ Miracles
¤ The Muppet Show
¤ MXC
¤ My Name Is Earl
¤ The Pickup Artist
¤ The Powerpuff Girls
¤ Pushing Daisies
¤ Ren And Stimpy
¤ The Ri¢hes
¤ Robot Chicken
¤ Rocko's Modern Life
¤ Scrubs
¤ Sealab 2021
¤ Shorties Watchin' Shorties
¤ The Simpsons
¤ Smallville
¤ South Park
¤ Supernatural
¤ Three Sisters
¤ Two And A Half Men
¤ The Venture Brothers
¤ Whose Line Is It Anyway?
¤ Will And Grace
¤ Yes, Dear
¤ Yo Momma
Dan Brown
Angels And Demons¤ The Da Vinci Code
Matthew Bunson
The Vampire Encyclopedia
Tim Burton
The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy And Other Stories¤ The Nightmare Before Christmas
John Clare
I Am
Eoin Colfer
Artemis Fowl Series
Roald Dahl
The BFG¤ George's Marvelous Medicine¤ The Twits¤ The Witches
Stewie Griffin
Stewie's Guide To World Domination
Nick Hornby
High Fidelity
Lois Lowry
The Giver
Angus Oblong
Creepy Susie And 13 Other Tragic Tales For Troubled Children
Edgar Allen Poe
A Devil In The Belfry¤ A Predicament¤ The Cask Of Amontillado¤ The Fall Of The House Of Usher¤ The Man That Was Used Up: A Tale Of The Late Bugaboo And Kickapoo Campaign¤ The Masque Of The Red Death¤ Mystification¤ The Oblong Box¤ The Pit And The Pendulum¤ The Premature Burial¤ Some Words With A Mummy¤ The Spectacles¤ The Sphinx¤ The Tell-Tale Heart
J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter Series
Karen Salmansohn
How To Be Happy Dammit: A Cynic's Guide To Spiritual Happiness
Alice Seabold
The Lovely Bones
William Shakespeare
A Lover's Complaint¤ A Midsummer Night's Dream¤ Antony And Cleopatra¤ The Comedy Of Errors¤ Hamlet¤ King Lear¤ Macbeth¤ Othello¤ The Phoenix And The Turtle¤ Romeo And Juliet¤ The Taming Of The Shrew¤ Venus And AdonisShel Silverstein
The Giving Tree
Voltaire
Candide
Kurt Vonnegut
Cat's Cradle
Bill Willingham
Fables
Musically
Matthew Bellamy
¤ Chris Corner
¤ Jeremy Dawson
¤ Danny Elfman
¤ Ben Folds
¤ Dave Gahan
¤ Ben Gibbard
¤ Martin L. Gore
¤ John Lennon
¤ Adam Levine
¤ Freddie Mercury
¤ Johnny Rzeznik
¤ Rob Thomas
¤ Rufus Wainwright
Personally
Tim Burton
¤ Dan Campbell
¤ Jim Carrey
¤ Dr. Perry Cox
¤ John Cusack
¤ Johnny Depp
¤ Brendan Frasier
¤ Jerry Gatto [R.I.P.]
¤ Jack Nicholson
¤ Conan O'Brien
¤ Michael Rosenbaum
¤ Robin Williams
Dames I Love
Sarah Balliet
¤ Camilla Belle
¤ Alexis Bledel
¤ Patricia Day
¤ Ingrid Michaelson
¤ Ellen Page
¤ Regina Spektor