Republican Sex Kittens |
It's official. Women are insane. Okay okay. not all women.... just Republican ones. Devout, God-fearing republican women. Now I'm usually all for the donkey sex-bunnies known as Repub-Girls. (repub: t...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:54:00 GMT |
Poetic amazement. |
You know, life can sometimes just floor you. Good prospects, new siblings, awesome freaking cousins.... and now this:"How is it that you always seem to come back into my life at the time I think about...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:07:00 GMT |
Theres a beer, and then theres 14. |
I've come to a major decision. I no longer want alcohol in my life. GASP. Yes well as of late there have been way too many run ins with the negative side of drinking, mostly on the side of how people ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:34:00 GMT |
I hate dreams. |
I am utterly depressed. Moments after waking, and I am just miserable. That dream was not fair. Giving me exactly what I want, exactly how I want it, just so that when I wake up, and I'm alone.. I've ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:04:00 GMT |
Baseball |
The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 00:40:00 GMT |
Spider-Man 3 |
Um. Huh. That was.... different. LOL!!! Lame sauce.
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:02:00 GMT |
What do you mean, "girlfriend"? |
My name is Brandon, and four days ago I woke up.Her name is Madison. And she's amazing.Imagine the most perfect person for me, now imagine that she acts just like me. Oh yes. Terrifying for you, great...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:43:00 GMT |
I'm sick. |
And oh, how it sucks.
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:02:00 GMT |
Then entire second season of Friends would never have happened in Real Life. |
I totally get why people draw a line in the sand with their friends after there's a falling out. I didn't really understand why anyone would be such a prick, but now it makes sense. During the afterma...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 20:25:00 GMT |
When We Die |
Well I know that it's earlyand it's too hard to think.And the broken empty bottle'sa reminder in the sink. But I thought that i should tell you,if it's not too late to say, I can put back all the...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 22:30:00 GMT |
