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Ashlie

I'm sorry but we don't open for the 'no sex' oaths until 9am.

About Me

Anti-social yet amicable. Aspiring writer. Lover of film and music of the independent sort. Cat owner. Queen Galactic Empress of Hyperbole.To quote Steve Buscemi in Ghost World, "I can't relate to 99% of humanity."

You Are Austin
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. You're totally weird and very proud of it. Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.Famous Austin residents: Matthew McConaughey, Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock What American City Are You?
You Are 44% Nerdy
You may be a bit surprised with this score, but your more of a closet nerd than an actual nerd.
Stop denying your inner nerd! You're truly dorkier than you think. How Nerdy Are You?

My Interests

writing, sleeping, drinking, coffee, my cats, independent and/or local music, laughing and making people laugh, sarcasm, grammar, all things British, not eating meat, not acting my age, staying up late, sleeping in, PS2, Xbox, 'Cube, classic NES and SNES, DS, video games in general excluding most on PC, my Corolla

I'd like to meet:

Old friends from South -- and anyone from DC who turned out well-adjusted. New friends who are into writing. Someone who can make me feel giddy.

Music:

An often-changing list. Akron-Family, Arcade Fire, Basement Jaxx, Beatles, Black Tie Dynasty, Bowie, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, Centro-matic, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, DARYL, Death Cab for Cutie, Decemberists, Destroyer, Dylan, Flaming Lips, Interpol, Islands, Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, Neutral Milk Hotel, OK Go, Pavement, Phoenix, Radiohead, Rapture, Rolling Stones, Sonic Youth, Spoon, Talking Heads, Theater Fire, TV on the Radio, U2, Unicorns, Walkmen, Who, Wilco, Yo La Tengo.

Movies:

40 Year Old Virgin, Adaptation, American Beauty, As Good As It Gets, The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, Casablanca, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Fight Club, Ghost World, Ghostbusters, Hard Boiled, The Hunt for Red October, I Heart Huckabees, In the Mood for Love, Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jackie Brown, Kicking and Screaming (no, not that Kicking & Screaming), Kill Bill 1 & 2, Little Miss Sunshine, Living in Oblivion, Lost in Translation, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Notorious, The Philadelphia Story, Remains of the Day, The Royal Tenenbaums, Shaun of the Dead, The Silence of the Lambs, Sixteen Candles, Stranger Than Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Waiting for Guffman, When Harry Met Sally, Wonder Boys.

Television:

The only TV I watch on TV anymore is Lost and Heroes, and half the time I watch them online. Oh, and Battlestar Galactica when it's running. Ab Fab, Arrested Development, Boston Legal, Firefly, Freaks & Geeks, Futurama, Invader Zim, NewsRadio, The Office (both), Simpsons, Spaced, Spongebob, Weeds, Wonderfalls, X-Files, and anything HBO puts out: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Deadwood, Extras, Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, The Wire. I swear I don't really watch that much TV.

Books:

How about authors? Douglas Adams, Jane Austen, Orson Scott Card, Raymond Carver, P.K. Dick, Dave Eggers, Percival Everett, William Gibson, Thomas Harris, Robert Heinlein, Nick Hornby, John LeCarre, Gregory Maguire, Chuck Palahniuk, Tom Perrotta, Terry Pratchett, Tom Robbins, JK Rowling, David Sedaris, John Updike, Kurt Vonnegut. Books I have read since graduation: Slaughterhouse Five, Erasure, Deadeye Dick, Neverwhere, The Jane Austen Book Club, Survivor, Northanger Abbey, Cat's Cradle.

Heroes:

Emma Thompson, Jo Rowling, Jane Austen

My Blog

A big thank you

Monday was possibly the best birthday ever, and it was quite unexpected. After the trauma of my 21st birthday, where both parentals forgot to call and I spent a majority of the day fighting with my fu...
Posted by Ashlie on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:36:00 PST

pleasure in pain

For the first time in a month my knee isn't hurting. I'm not quite sure, but it could be because all of the muscles in my legs are aching and thus the knee pain is relegated to the subconscious. So th...
Posted by Ashlie on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:26:00 PST

Arcade What?

Some of you might remember a band who released an album a few years back. This band went by the name of Arcade Fire. Some of you might even recall seeing this band at a little get-together called Aust...
Posted by Ashlie on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:07:00 PST

nonsense about school and music

The realization of graduation hasn't yet sunk in, even though I dropped off the order for announcements and picked up my cap, gown and tassel. Maybe when I pick up the announcements and see my name pr...
Posted by Ashlie on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:15:00 PST

Interesting

My score on The Lover Style Profile Test:The Exotic Lover(40% partner focus, 42% aggressiveness, 65% adventurousness)Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:You prefer your romance...
Posted by Ashlie on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST

writing writing writing

Whatever problems I was having writing appear to be resolved. The story that was giving me problems around page 2 ended up being 11 pages total. Anyone wants a copy, lemme know and I'll email it to yo...
Posted by Ashlie on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:39:00 PST

waiting

My heart thuds painfully, blood rushes in my ears, my stomach churns. I jump at the first vibration from the phone in my pocket. Is it...? Is it...? No. Wait some more.The last time I felt this nervou...
Posted by Ashlie on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:12:00 PST

You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

I was called a Trekkie today by a kid at work -- is that a sign of growing old? calling those younger than yourself kids? -- when I told him I would be going by Best Buy after work to purchase the lat...
Posted by Ashlie on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:00:00 PST

101 days

What a silly notion it was that I would have a nice, easy semester for my last one. That I should be able to take the classes I wanted in my final semester as an undergrad. Also that I shouldn't be wo...
Posted by Ashlie on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:49:00 PST

Aloneness

It is sad when one is banished within one's own home so that one's roommate might have a date. And doubly sad that one's friends are all out-of-town or at work so that they might not entertain such a ...
Posted by Ashlie on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:35:00 PST