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Jess

So it goes.

About Me

Stark-raving, self-loathing, hysterical poet with a repressed violent streak.

I heart my minpin!

And while I may seem like a misanthrope, inside I'm really an old softy. A little moldy perhaps, but soft and dewy nontheless. Here's some charities and organizations I support. Feel that? That's guilt, suckers.

www.howardbrown.org
www.lifesource.org
www.carterbloodcare.org
www.organdonor.gov



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My Interests

Alcohol, deceptively self-deprecating egotism, shoes, cheese, and books of all colors, nationalities, creeds and religions.

I'd like to meet:

I'm not picky. I can't really afford to be.

Music:

I like crochety old men. In fact, the crochetier the better. Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, etc.

Movies:

My favorite movie is Tombstone. That's it. No philosophy, no pretension, just real men, real mustaches, real wild west action.

Television:

Seth MacFarlane, J.J. Abrams and Joss Whedon are my almighty televisual trinity. Ricky Gervais is the Pope.

Books:

More crochetiness: Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, Harvey Pekar, Charles Bukowski.

Heroes:

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

My Blog

namamurgs.blogspot.com

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Posted by Jess on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:08:00 PST

namamurgs.blogspot.com

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Posted by Jess on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:10:00 PST

There's My Daughter Puttin' 'Em on the Glass!

    I wish I were Tina Fey.
Posted by Jess on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

See This or DiE!

I have, ever so quietly, been writing for a wee pop culture blog. You should check it out here. You will know me, as always, as lapinguina. Nothing much, but it's a good time, so check it out and su...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:56:00 PST

I Swear I Did This Exactly as Instructed...

...with no skips...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>Soundtrack SurveyOpen your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)Put it on shufflePress playFor every question, type the song that's playingO...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:20:00 PST

More Words of Wisdom From Our Man MacFarlane.

"Creative neuroses and crippling self-doubt are things that should never be abandoned."
Posted by Jess on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:30:00 PST

An Open Letter to the Spa/Salon Salespeople of Chicago

Dear Unemployable Loser,Though I recognize that fifty dollars for a day of beauty including a full body wax, hair shellacking, hydrochloric face peel, and a baby shit body wrap may be a damn good deal...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:08:00 PST

I Don't Want to Be Bob Anymore! I Want to Be...

    Seth MacFarlane - "I've found that money buys many things, happiness included."
Posted by Jess on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:05:00 PST

I Guess It Could Be Worse...

    I could be married and living in Dallas. 
Posted by Jess on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST

Oh, Daddy.

Seth MacFarlane is fucking hot.  Something about watching a 30-something cartoon creator making out with a teenager on a crappy sitcom...I would do everything to him.Saw Bob Dylan last week. ...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:15:00 PST