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Subwayslasher

Everyone knows that ghosts don't piss!

About Me

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Looking for payday loans ?

My Interests

Go Fug Yourself , Oh No They Didn't! , Dlisted , The Onion , Destructoid , ascii pr0n . com , ytmnd , Pitchfork , QuizLaw , Stuff on my Cat , GayGamer.Net , bl a th e r , Overheard in New York , Cute Overload , Pornolize , The Blog of Unnecessary Quotation Marks

I'd like to meet:

Dorothy Zbornak, Emma Thompson, Thom Yorke, David Sedaris, Claire Fisher, Ellen DeGeneres, Professor Lupin, Zorak.

Music:

Air, The Arcade Fire, Band of Horses, Basement Jaxx, Beck, The Beta Band, Bjork, Bloc Party, The Books, David Bowie, Broken Social Scene, Camera Obscura, The Fiery Furnaces, The Flaming Lips, The Go! Team, Interpol, Manitoba, Mercury Rev, The Microphones, Pavement, Phoenix, Radiohead, The Shins, Sonic Youth, St. Vincent, Super Furry Animals, Talking Heads, TV on the Radio, The Walkmen, Wilco, Yo La Tengo!

Movies:

Being John Malkovich, Talk to Her, Angels in America, Flirting With Disaster, Songs From the 2nd Floor, The Royal Tenenbaums, Sixteen Candles, Kill Bill, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Wonder Boys, Dick, Lost in Translation, Clueless, Adaptation, Rushmore, Bullets Over Broadway, Punch Drunk Love, Safe, Jackie Brown, Pan's Labyrinth, Galaxy Quest!

Television:

The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Project Runway, Six Feet Under, Freaks and Geeks, Sex and the City, Wonderfalls, Deadwood, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Golden Girls, The Daily Show!

Books:

Naked and David Sedaris, Slaughterhouse-Five and Kurt Vonnegut, Harry Potter!, Atlas Shrugged, Confederacy of Dunces, Nick Hornby, Sense and Sensibility, Everything is Illuminated, The Shining, Jhumpa Lahiri, Bridget Jones!

My Blog

John McCain is an asshole

For the obvious reasons, but also because he denied my friend request on Myspace.  For real!  You'd think he'd be wanting any kind of support he could get.  I guess his cronies scour th...
Posted by Subwayslasher on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:25:00 PST

wtf is a tapir?!

Aww it's a baby tapir!  Seriously wtf?  I've never heard of a tapir before, but I really like them. They're apparently related to horses and rhinos?Aww a tapir with a mohawk!Aww it's a guana...
Posted by Subwayslasher on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

felonocity?

today on the phone somebody was asking me about how to get a name change and i was telling them that they would need to get their fingerprints done & whatever else, and she said "that makes me fee...
Posted by Subwayslasher on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

omg!

soo I got a new job, I start on Monday working at the Denton County courthouse as a court clerk.  I'm really excited.  I put in my two weeks notice yesterday, so there's a week of a shitty o...
Posted by Subwayslasher on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:52:00 PST

Big Surprise - I'm a Socialist!

You are a Social Liberal (81% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (10% permissive) You are best described as a: Socialist Link: The Politics Test  on Ok CupidAls...
Posted by Subwayslasher on Thu, 18 May 2006 01:29:00 PST