Dorothy

Listen up you motherfuckers: If you want to meet some interesting friends, add me to your profile. Scroll through my friend list and you'll see that there "aint no party like a Zbornak party 'cause a Zbornak party donnnn't stop!!"Now about me: I am a sexy senior who was once married for 38 years, until I caught my husband Stanley cheating on me with a girl named Chrissy. I am now happily married to Mr. Lucas Hollingsworth, and I re-located to Atlanta with him. (Rock on, dirty south!) I have two kids with Stanley (Michael and Kate) and I think thats enough for me.I grew up in Brooklyn and did very well in high school. I was a star tennis player, and I even was the mascot for the high school football team (it was a bear). Unfortunately I got knocked up by Stanley Zbornak, and had to rush out and get married.My finest years ("golden", if I may) were the years I spent on Richmond Street in Miami with my best friends Rose Nyland and Blanche Deveraux. Oh yeah, my mother Sophia Petrillo also lived with us. I spent my time in Miami working as a substitute teacher, volunteering for many community projects, and trying to get dates. But I usually just stayed in on the weekends and read magazines while on the couch.