JIMMMYPASTA's OBSERVATIONS:* I had an imaginary friend.Last month,I caught him in bed with my wife.I said "how could you?" She said:"It was his idea!"*I enjoy looking out the window and contemplate the meaning of existence. Tomorrow, I will try it with the blinds open just to shake things up a little bit.A Mother Theresa moment: The other day,I let my wife have the remote control! I promise to try it again,next time when the TV is on!My wife and I practice passive sex: Everytime I ask for it,she tells me: "I'll take a pass!"My wife said I should stop looking at other women. She said they all have the same equipment. I told her:I guess thats explains why I drive a Taurus and not a Mercedes!What is my favorite part of a woman? The part where she says YES!There is nothing more sacred then the love between a man and a women,unless there are 2 women,yeah,thats more sacred! I know I'm really getting old: I'm now getting bald patches on my back!Old age can really creep up on you,but its even worse when an old-aged creep creeps up on you!I wanted to buy some Viagra,but I thought the price was too stiff! That last joke was hard to tell!Please send donations! I suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome(RLS). The other day I kicked my own ass!

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