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Michael J. Needles

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About Me

I wish the music I was into had a colour scheme.

My Interests

my tumor diary, probing the limits of physics (and other things), bumpin at the club, music, your mother, making people dance, dancing,video games, watching people dance, other dance related activities, Stick-thit-poo-chien, Chicken bending, Japanese underwear fetishists, Nigerian oil gangs, talking pharmaceuticals, internal infections, Hubba, Handguns and Hooch, various ailments, standards, flesh eating plants, lard based foodstuffs, propellants

I'd like to meet:

Taro Gomi, someone who can teach me the art of Mentalism, a person to iron my clothes, Pumpkin Escobar.

Music:

MIDI music, Traxx, Mystic Bill, DC. Some of them other kinds of music are good too... Mitch Miller and his Orchestra, Journey, The Exploited, Haiku D'etat and Van Halen, etc.

Movies:

I like that one with the guy that's in the elephant pen, cleaning it n'such, then the elephant sits on his head, and PLOOP! His head goes right up the dumb animal's pooter. Whoo! That shit's funny. I like that one and Time Bandits, Action Jackson, The Black Hole, The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia, Rocky 4, FBDO, New Jack City, Paint Your Wagon

Television:

those wonderful shows with all the singing communist children dressed as butterflies n'such.

Books:

The End of Faith, Everyone Poops!, The Gas We Pass, Crack Pipe As Pimp, Running With Scissors, Dry, The Diamond Age. The Years Of Rice and Salt, Pagan Babies, Animal Farm, Glamorama, American Psycho, etc.

Heroes:

The Creeper and Matter-Eater Lad