You think I'm sexy, no? You know I am suave, yes? Take my hand, my little chiquita, and we will frolic into the hot, steamy night that is your poontang. Follow me as I lead you to the sensual fantasy that is my magic, manicured fingers as they gently massage your love nubbin. I will start slow, as the passion can become overwhelming, and the yelping can be quite embarrassing until you hear my own frantic love squeels. Darling, I may sound like a hyena during the throws of latino passion, but I will pounce on you like a lion in the jungle. I will enter you with my purple-headed, oily, Spanish member just as you are ready to drench the bed in your hot inmundicia. I will alternate my rhythms and send you into a frenzied, scratching, screaming match with your pleasure. Prepare to feel the stealthy touch of my delicate fingers in your agujero del asno. You may think you don't like this at first, but wait my darling, because the intense pleasure will be well worth the wait. Trust me, my burro del amor. This night you will reach climaxes you never thought possible. I will spend hours tending to your every whim and desire, though many you may have not have known you even desired in the first place. I will open your eyes to joy you never imagined. When I finally decide your humble, frail, mortal, beautiful body can no longer accept the unyielding delivery of ecstasy without imploding in it's own sensual choir of desire, you will be breathless from my machismo. We will then smoke cigarettes together and you will make me breakfast. Please know that you may have difficulty walking, so please call in sick and enjoy the dolor del amor.
You may never be able to enjoy another man again after experiencing my equatorial prowess, but it will be well worth it. Oh, believe me, my darling, you will never forget or recover from the wonderous AMO DEL ASNO!
