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About Me

All out of hate. Getting older, feeling younger. And things keep moving along...
I'm not a fan of corporate anything. I think independently enough to confuse a lot of people. I'm a shy smart-ass, so I generally don't make friends and I blame it on other people's shortcomings. That's natural, right?
Mornings are NOT good for me.
I pretend I'm a writer, though I don't write for shit, but I read more than anyone I know. That's particularly sad. For my friends anyway.
I can't wipe the smile off my face because — despite negatives presented — I find life to be overwhelmingly wonderfulific. All the while, people on the street think I'm their best friend because I flash dimples of joy at them when I'm really just staring at the inside of my sunglasses in internal thoughts of wonderment. That sentence is way too long.

George W. Bush loves you and never lies!

My Interests

Writing, reading, music, CONCERTS!, movies, mountains, fog, clouds, trees.

I'd like to meet:

Make me laugh.

Please.

PLEASE!! OH, GOD! PLEASE!!
Somebody who likes to go to concerts, dammit.
Oh, and chemists. If you've got everything you need right there and just need a place to cook, let me know.
People I would not like to meet:
Those with headlines like "Stuff happens when you party sacred!" or "God it up, my brethren!"

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, Queens of the Stone Age, Incubus, Kings of Leon, System of a Down, The White Stripes, Radiohead, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Chevelle, BRMC, Alice in Chains, David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana, The Strokes, Massive Attack, Louisa

Movies:

I like a mix of quality and complete lackthereof. Oscar winners or early '70's B-movies is where its at. Pulp Fiction, Office Space, Bad Santa, Beetlejuice, Requiem for a Dream, Chain Gang Women, Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, 12 Monkeys, Dark City, Jacob's Ladder, One Night at McCools, Ghost World, Freeway, American Beauty, Fight Club, and exactly 1.3 million other movies I should be avoiding to go outside for.

Television:

As little as possible, and never with commercials. I try desperately to avoid it, but end up watching That '70s Show, Family Guy, Six Feet Under, Titus, My Name is Earl, The Office, everything by Judd Apatow, Upright Citizen's Brigade, and a lot of other things too weird to last.

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Charles Bukowski, Amy Hempel, Michael Crichton (even through the shame) and all the classics I was too stupid to read in high school

Heroes:

They're all dead and they ain't coming back.

My Blog

The New J-O-B

So, one week is in the can. Four days actually, but who's counting? Just like I figured, they forgot I was starting on Tuesday and they were all confused. They called early Monday morning, but I didn'...
Posted by Vade Anger on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST

I can't remember how this thing works.

Hello myspace friends AND OTHERWISE. Yeah, I don't know what that means either.I got a new job at the county doing the same kinda tech support junk and whatnot. That means no PS2, music, TV shows, mov...
Posted by Vade Anger on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:08:00 PST

Myspace Hangover

I haven't been on myspace in weeks. I can't muster the motivation. So, it's not that I've been ignoring my lovely myspace friends, it's just that I haven't made the effort not to ignore my lovely mysp...
Posted by Vade Anger on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:20:00 PST

Download Festival

I'm going to the Download Festival on September 30th. Are you?YOU FUCKING SHOULD!
Posted by Vade Anger on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:45:00 PST

Life is a Basket of Cherry-Flavored Shit

I like stuff that tastes like cherries. I hate shit. I like that my apartment has cooled down three degrees in a half hour simply because of my new box fan, but I hate that it's still 96.4 degrees on ...
Posted by Vade Anger on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST

It is Entirely Too Hot

I got home at around three in the A.M. last night and my apartment was still 91.4 degrees fucking fahrenheit. I changed my window/fan configuration, of course, to lower the temp a whopping four or fiv...
Posted by Vade Anger on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:40:00 PST

Whoreish

I don't usually do quizzes, and I sure don't post the results, but what the hell. I'M DESPERATE TO FIT IN! You are a Social Liberal (80% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (16% permissiv...
Posted by Vade Anger on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:28:00 PST

Where's the School on School Street?

I walk exactly six Ukiah blocks to work each day. I'm not sure what the standard block size is, and I'm not sure if Ukiah adheres to said size, but that's probably extraneous information. About 100...
Posted by Vade Anger on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:34:00 PST

Trials & Tribulations of a Cockbluster Customer

First of all, the very fact that "Celebrities" is attached to this blog category makes me want to puke. Anyway, in April I signed up for a Blockbuster Online free trial, so as to compare a semi-shitt...
Posted by Vade Anger on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:45:00 PST

B-day Weekend in the Desert

I'll be leaving tomorrow to go to Coachella. Lots of bands, hopefully lots of drugs and lots of fun. I'm trying not to focus on the lots of heat part. I'm not a big fan of lots of heat. Somebody hold ...
Posted by Vade Anger on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:25:00 PST