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About Me

I had something big planned out for this section. It was going to be huge. I don't remember exactly how it was supposed to go, but there were headings and transitions and all kinds of cool stuff you'd never expect. The content consisted largely of piercing insight and words of surpassing beauty. It was something to behold. And there were probably charts and graphs, and maybe even a Venn diagram.

My Interests

Comedy, music, and uncomfortable pauses.

I'd like to meet:

A chihuahua that seems completely at ease, a parrot with a cracker allergy, a priest and a rabbi walking into a bar, and other people who like inane and obscure references.

Music:

Beatles or Stones? Not the Stones.

Movies:

If your question begins "Hey, did you see...?" my answer is probably "No"

Television:

Phylo Farsworth spins in his grave.

Books:

I've heard good things. Give 'em a try.

My Blog

Just a bit more

I have read enough MySpace surveys that I decided it was time to make one of my own. After getting it all put together, I decided that, frankly, the questions were just too personal, so I have omitted...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:03:00 PST

My Myspace can beat up your Myspace

Brace yourself, but there just might be some new MySpace features that you don't have yet. I can already hear you gasp, but before you reach for the Xanax or maybe a sharp object to resume your cuttin...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST

What? I am smiling

There is actually only a very slight chance that I am about to kill you. Just keep that in mind. Apparently, I am afflicted with the appearance of one who is about to facilitate, for those nearby, the...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:48:00 PST

Why does it burn when I be?

I got into this whole blog thing some would call them essays thinking that I would vent off that long, ranty things in my head that are woefully too long to become bits. I was thinking of it as so...
Posted by Tom on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 05:59:00 PST

Soul Squeezins

I crave a survey to end all surveys. I require a whopper. A doozey. I need something spectacular. I need something from a survey that cannot be gained from actually knowing people in person. Of course...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:04:00 PST

So they're with you, huh?

Take a moment and look around yourself. Figuratively. I suggest this partly because of the insistence on misusing the word literally. You werent so embarrassed that you literally died. If t...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:52:00 PST

Mmmm. Bloggy.

Fire. The Wheel. The adjustable baseball cap. Throughout time, mankind has sought to find newer and better ways, then replace them with newerer and betterer ways. The growth of ever increasing ...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:17:00 PST

Sibilance

This is the test blog. I thought I would remove my Lee Press-on dignity and slather myself in the self indulgent, entitled importance only a blog can bring. So here it is. How was it? I ache with regu...
Posted by Tom on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:06:00 PST