My Austin Friends |
To my Lake Austin peeps...
I have to say thanks for a great 4th of July weekend. Leaf Blower...you'll always be my smelly sneaker. TJ...keep the conspiracy theories alive and well. Kidaru...you truly ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:30:00 GMT |
Goodbye Old Friend |
My dear friend and night time companion of the last 9 years...is gone.
With out a warning you left me. I heard you were planning to go, but I just wished I had one more night to spend with you. I wou...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:45:00 GMT |
Humanity |
I wouldn't have believed it if it hadn't happened to me. I went to The Dallas World Aquarium with my girlfriend yesterday. There was no parking attedant and all I had was a Five and a Ten. I needed ch...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:34:00 GMT |
Best Dream Ever!! |
Here it is dudes and dudettes, the best dream ever! Well, it is if you are a product of the 80's. Enjoy.
It was a crisp afternnoon in the beautiful city of Los Angeles, Beverly Hills to be exact. I wa...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:04:00 GMT |
Open Mic Fight |
Hi there kids! I'm back from Austin after Comedy Central's Open Mic Fight. I had the best set of the night....and lost. That's right, I lost. No way to explain that. Oh well. I want to thank the club ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:50:00 GMT |
Indian Comic Bombing |
That's what you'll see if they air my audition for Last Comic Standing. I choked huge!! It's just such a weird environment. There is virtually no sound when you walk in the room. The only sound when I...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:55:00 GMT |
My song to Sanjaya |
This is from me to Sanjaya. It's set to the tune of 'Candle in the Wind' by Sir Elton John. I hope you enjoy. I will be recording this very soon, so that I may share it with the world.
&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:20:00 GMT |
400th Friend |
'My 400th friend'
I'm about to have the privlege of approving my 400th friend. I've thought long and hard about this. I think my 400th friend should meet a few requirements. First, I would like my 400...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 13:37:00 GMT |
31 |
So I'm 31 now. I know some of you are amazed I made it this far. I want to thank everyone for all the birthday wishes. I want to say thanks for all the free drinks. My liver wants to know where you li...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 14:29:00 GMT |
A message to T.O. |
Dear T.O.,
I wanted to take the opportunity to thank you for reminding me that rich people can be mentally unstable. I used to think it was simply ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 13:28:00 GMT |
