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Hooker In Hot Pants Minus The Hotpants

Hold on, K-Fed just texted me

About Me


Create your own Friend Quiz hereGet Your Own! | View Slideshow..........Now on to what really matters here..........About ME: I am a human. I post too much crap.Hmmm...Let's see..."about me", that's a pretty deep question for our first hello don't you think??? And aside from that...don't you think that maybe, just maybe...that I may be just a tad biased in this "about me" section? Ok let me ponder this for a second...should I enlighten the world to who I am? Should I? Will I regret it in the morning? If I do this will I be a better person? Ok you're still here reading so I guess you just really want to know at least something, I should give you at least a hint...give you some of the aspects of myself I think you'd like. But of course I am leaving out all the bad stuff about me...you know the mental illness, crack addiction, constant STD infections, restraining orders people have against me, perversed thinking patterns, nervous habits etc. I will tell you this though, I am special in a very special way. And I bet you are "special" as well. I love all things pleasurable. I am open minded, immature in some ways, mature in other ways, I enjoy art, in all formats, various styles of music (depends on mood), I love to laugh a lot, I enjoy time with family, I enjoy nature, sunny days and not so sunny days, I enjoy rum and vodka, I love dreaming, I love the oddities of life, I am a bit sarcastic but in a good way, I think old people are beautiful (except the ones that smell like piss and cream of wheat), I am very spiritual but not very religious...although I enjoy learning about religions past and present, I am a bit on the raunchy side, I am just generally a great, wonderfully fantastic person. I often make typo's. And don't correct them. Somtimes I type like a dsylexic. I am an applejack's kid. You will not like me if you don't like lots of posts that make no sense and are at times possibly offensive. I stalk everyone on my list. All the time. And when I can't be online stalking my MySpace pals I pay someone to do it for me, then they report back to me. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I AM INTO PEACE, LOVE, HAPPINESS, VIOLOENCE, OBSCENITY, CHEESE AND GANG BANGS!!!!!!!!!!profileanimations.net

I'd like to meet:

Possibly you? Possibly not you, but maybe someone you know. Possibly you on a good day, but not you on a bad day. I like people who are open minded, down to earth but with their heads in the clouds (at least at times), people who love to laugh, people who are empathetic towards other people and animals, people who embrace the sweet things in life yet also embrace the sour things as well, people who are true to who they are and not who the world wants them to be. People who can laugh at dirty jokes, people who can tell dirty jokes. People who are flexible mentally. People from all walks of life. People who use their mistakes to help others, instead of just watching another person make the same mistake. Goofy people. Serious people. Stupid people. Intelligent people. Drunk people. Mentally ill people. Artisitc people. Non artisitc people. Bored people. People who are happy. People who are sad. People who use sarcasm. People who know not being perfect is o.k. Chances are if any of my page appeals to you, then at least a part of you will appeal to me in some way. So if you're a woman, a man or a combination of both feel free to say hi. If not then you and your filthy germs can get off my page!!!! Now skat...get!!!! I will add almost anyone...that's the point of MySpace...and NO it's not so I have a big friend list. It's because I am a nosey bitch.......

Books:

ANY book by Stephen Hawking, it makes for a quick, light read. He's sexy too...but seriously he's a Mr. Smarty Pants. I AM CURRENTLY READING:

Heroes:

THE KEEBLER ELVES. THEY HAVE SO MUCH GOING AGAINST THEM,THEY ARE ASEXUAL, FORCED TO LIVE IN TREES WITH EVIL SQUIRRLES, BUT THEY CONTINUE TO CREATE SEMI DELICIOUS SNACKS. THEY ARE LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM!!! But why are there no elves of color? I think I smell a lawsuit...or is that cookies in the treehouse???

My Blog

I hate to admit it but...

I'm glad K-Fed's ex is back in rehab.  That bald bitch borrowed a super jumbo tampon from me Saturday night when I met K-Fed, and she never replaced in with a new jumbo tampon!!!  And K-Fed&...
Posted by Hooker In Hot Pants Minus The Hotpants on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST

One of our Text Messages

K-Fed: Whut up dog? Kan-Fed:  Not much.  Was hoping you would call instead of text me. K-Fed:  Naw dude that's alright, I told U this is cheaper. Kan-Fed: I understand K-Fed:  hey ...
Posted by Hooker In Hot Pants Minus The Hotpants on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

Text me baby one more time

K-Fed just texted me.   I asked him why he only texts me and doesn't call to hear my voice.  He says because it's cheaper.  Well anyway he said Lindsay Lohan accidently drove head ...
Posted by Hooker In Hot Pants Minus The Hotpants on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST

We got hitched!!!

Saturday night I let K-Fed do me (sexually), so today we got married at a Dunkin Doughnuts.  When the preacher asked K-fed if he took me to be his wife..he responded with "Deeez Nuts"!!!!  ...
Posted by Hooker In Hot Pants Minus The Hotpants on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:07:00 PST

Who am I....who am I really.

    Here's a look inside my brain for free!!! ..> Jung Typology Test Your Type is INFP..> ..> Introverted Intuitive Feeling Perceiving..> XXXXXXXX   Introverted iNtuitive Feeling...
Posted by Hooker In Hot Pants Minus The Hotpants on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:57:00 PST

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What Valentines Means To Me

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Heavens got an angel with triple d's

Anna Nicole...I will miss you so much.  I already miss your Trim Spa commercials when you so sexily said "You like my body?".  You just don't know how much that inspired me, I went around fo...
Posted by Hooker In Hot Pants Minus The Hotpants on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:23:00 PST

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"sign my petition"

If you agree Nicole Richie should legally have her named changed to Richie Nicole please "sign" my petition by leaving a quick comment saying "I agree or right on etc."
Posted by Hooker In Hot Pants Minus The Hotpants on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST