have a problem |
last nitie while i was on a date at the motels 6 off runburger lane with my new fee-onsay Lumberto a mouses climb inside me can someone come pull it out
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:35:00 GMT |
VOLUNTEER WORK |
my annuel Carseats For Crackbabies carwash is this weekendie. we need volunters to walk naked out front to draw up customers. wax for tires will shoot out of my goohole for 50 cent extra.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:49:00 GMT |
FIRED FROM VAN HALENS |
van helens fire me as lead singer today. eddie venhelens saw me pissing standing up and figure me ouit
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:27:00 GMT |
over poon big time |
i realize todayie that i was not a real dike just like ann haych. cooch smell too much anyway and i miss the stick. oh yeah and i join van halens this week
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:25:00 GMT |
the love of cooch |
today me, ellen, martina navitolova, melisa ethridges, rosieo donells, jodi fosters, queen latiffa, KDlang and the indiglo gurls paly baseball against the cincinati reds. of course we w...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 18:21:00 GMT |
my career as a bulldyke |
i am only going after poon from now on i is over mens and they bullshit
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:51:00 GMT |
can someone come bale me out? |
i needs 100 dollers for bales money someone please cum get me out, wyonna wiggerpussy and loretta lynn lemondick is all by they selves and has no one ot feed them
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:22:00 GMT |
my world tore |
tonitie my world tore continue i will be performin in front of the dumpster behind beverlys biker bar on souith congress. my opening actr will be my pet lice wynonna wiggerpussy lip sincing to stacy q...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 18:51:00 GMT |
exploding tit |
this afternoon when i was robbing old black dykes with walkers of they social secure chekc my silicon boob explode on one of thems purse she just screamed and lick it
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 15:37:00 GMT |
my noo lover |
my hot new lezbiun truckdriver/ luver Woody Wiggleswash proposes to me todayie what a romancital moments. while he was changing the oils on her semi she pinches my popgina and axes if i spe...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 21:19:00 GMT |
