Diabolica Robotica {Brittany Black}

About Me

[my motto:]
"Odiate et aspetate"
[hate and wait]
"De inimico non laquaris sed cogites."
[Don't wish ill for your enemy, plan it.]
Innocence dies, trust betrays
Hope remains-I'm a fan of the flames
Hey there baby girl
I got a weakness for lies,
And I'm speechless for highs.
Your hurt's my hope, I'm your holy ghost
Your angel of mercy-
I'll keep you dirty.
Be kind to be cruel
So break every rule
Be cruel to the kind, and you'll take every fool.
~KMFDM, "Revenge"
"Nothing is true. All is permitted." Hasan i Sabbah
Diabolica Robotica done by Molly Crabapple (http://www.mollycrabapple.com)
i'm good at irritating people. i hate a lot of things, and i can really hold a grudge. it's not advisable to ever hang out with me, take me in public, treat me like i'm stupid, lie to me, expose me to sunlight, get me wet, or feed me after midnight. i don't like most people, but that's ok, because they don't like me either. i'm spiteful. i'm snobbish. i can be petty. i'm stubborn, and i can also never make up my mind. if you do manage to make my aquaintance, i'll probably get you into some sort of legal trouble. i pity people who can't accept what and who they are. burn all your bridges, throw logic out the window, and have some damn fun. once you realize that life isn't for making other people happy, you'll be better off.
i do what i want, when i want. this can include (but isn't limited to!): wearing butterflies on my head, carrying a magic wand, eating a pound of gummybears, blowing things up, fucking your grandmother, kicking people in the shins, stomping on ketchup packets in the food court, laughing at the disabled, amassing porn collections, refusing to answer to anything but "el conquistador", wearing a superhero cape, hating you just because i can, doing the monkey dance, biting strangers, using creamer to lactate on the tables of restaurants, dripping my rabies all over people at bars, and humping statues.
aside from that, i'm really a very nice girl. i swear. ;)
oh, and because i'm tired of deleting people every few days, here's a disclaimer: please, please, please... if you:
1. insist on posting silly "whore trains"
2. must make 50 "i have new pics omg look at them they look like the other pics i take everyday!" bulletins
3. repost ignorant fucking chain letters
DON'T FUCKING ADD ME.
i actually try to pay attention to the friends i have, and i don't need retarded bullshit cluttering up my bulletin board. and it's a pain in my ass to have to hunt you down to remove you, so just don't.
kthxbye.

My Interests

PUPPIES!!!!
medical equipment
vicodin
valium
vodka
cheap fucking beer
pirates
modeling
irritating people
zombies
gas masks
comic books
being a bad influence
monster trucks
wrasslin'
poking idiots
nudity
bondage
s&m
mayhem
explosives
laughing at the disabled
violence
expensive hotels
VIP lounges

I'd like to meet:

People who don't annoy the fuck out of me, preferably.

the uber-sexy Mr. Grim

I've already met my dogs. And they're probably way cooler than anyone on myspace...

my new baby Bowie

ALL HAIL KING RUFUS THE DOOFUS.

All the petty lies
And jealous whores
Matter little
And leave me bored.

Music:

sister kill cycle
dope
still life decay
BILE
combichrist
cinema strange
marazene
skinny puppy
and one
alice cooper
trashlight vision
N17
blessedbethyname
dopestars inc
coil
pop will eat itself
miss kittin
atari teenage riot
white zombie
atreyu
electric hellfire club
assemblage 23
dimmu borgir
helltrash
psyclon 9
sheep on drugs
pigface
noisex
naked aggresion
bozo porno circus
kmfdm
genitorturers
ladytron
dark eden
run level zero
cut.rate.box
seabound
thrill kill kult
feindflug
goteki
lords of acid
stromkern
nocturne
NWA
velvet acid christ
lamb of god
cycle sluts from hell
deadstar assembly
clan of xymox
society 1
pantera
slayer
xpq-21
the cure
mary's window
aghast view
tragic black
idiot stare
c-tec
combichrist
coil
dupont
the azoic
guns n roses
hocico
flesh field
wednesday 13
murderdolls
hanzel und gretyl
icon of coil
leonard cohen
kidney thieves
jack off jill
snoop dogg
snake river conspiracy
scarling
prince
motley crue
kompressor
otep
orgy
cradle of filth
razed in black
psychopomps
x marks the pedwalk
xp8

Movies:

breakfast at tiffany's
visitor q
tank girl
bladerunner
secretary
mad max: beyond thunderdome
city of lost children
T2
all the alien movies
ichi the killer
city of god
8mm
battle royale
dark crystal
brazil
spun
irreversable
adaptation
fear and loathing in las vegas
beetlejuice
eraserhead
fight club
house of 1000 corpses
the devils rejects

Television:

history channel
discovery channel
animal planet
family guy
sealab 2021
aqua teen hunger force
ren and stimpy
lexx
curb your enthusiasm
weeds
battlestar gallactica
house
heroes

Books:

Fantasy
Horror
Sci-Fi
Historical Fiction

Authors:
Clive Barker
Terry Goodkind
Jaqueline Carey
Alice Borchardt
Andrew Vachss
Neil Gaiman
Robert Anton Wilson
Philip K. Dick
Hunter S. Thompson
Anton LaVey
ee cummings
Silvia Plath
Stephen Crane
Aleister Crowley
H.P. Lovecraft
Anne Bishop

Books:
The Once and Future King
Waking Beauty
The Crimson Petal and the White
Daughter of the Blood
Heir to the Shadows
Queen of the Darkness
Dreams Made Flesh
And more I'll get around to adding later....

Heroes:

the almighty IKE MOTHERFUCKIN TURNER!

"Bitch, don't make me take off my shoe!!!"

myself.

anton lavey.

happy noodle boy.

frank sinatra.

My Blog

Robert Anton Wilson

Donate to the Friends of Robert Anton Wilson relief fund. He is currently bed-ridden after a hard fall and suffering from post-polio syndome. He requires 24 hour care, and any donation will help ease...
Posted by Diabolica Robotica {Brittany Black} on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:54:00 PST

I have the cutest dog. Ever.

Heeeeeeeere's Bowie =D He loves my bed.Sleepy baby! Playing is his favorite thing to do... besides sleep. MUST KILL SQUEAKER! He's such a cuddle bunny. Puppy kisses =DMike and Bowie weren't as amused ...
Posted by Diabolica Robotica {Brittany Black} on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:51:00 PST

FUCKING AND FEMINISM

Fucking and FeminismBlowjobs, casual sex, and rape fantasies are under attackby Rachel Kramer Bussel (from The Village Voice)July 13th, 2006 4:19 PMLadies, be warned: Your pussies are causing the down...
Posted by Diabolica Robotica {Brittany Black} on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:17:00 PST

If you a gutter motherfucker do your dirt! [sadisco* pix]

I'm too lazy to say much about last night. But I don't think these need much in the way of explanation, anyhow. Mony! I always knew that when I found it, I'd have a huge cock. ...
Posted by Diabolica Robotica {Brittany Black} on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:39:00 PST

Skumming up St. Louis

Well, we made it back to Chicago in one piece, amazingly enough. St. Louis won't be forgetting this visit for a while... it was a definite trip of METALOCITY. There were a ton of really cool people th...
Posted by Diabolica Robotica {Brittany Black} on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 04:42:00 PST

New pics.

Here's a sample of some of the pics from last week's shoot. ...
Posted by Diabolica Robotica {Brittany Black} on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:42:00 PST

Latest adventures in Diabloicaland.

Ok, ok. I've got to actually update before I forget all about the last few days. I have been so fucking busy, I love it. It keeps my mind off of things. However, I am exausted and just about ready to ...
Posted by Diabolica Robotica {Brittany Black} on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:52:00 PST

I must love the hospital...

Because I had to go again Thursday night. I'd been having some back pain and abdominal cramping for a few days, but I had ignored it. I figured that maybe I'd hurt myself at work or something. However...
Posted by Diabolica Robotica {Brittany Black} on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 08:49:00 PST

Hospitals & blood transfusions & Percocet, oh my!

So, Monday morning rolled around, and I was all excited because it was my first day of work at the company Genocide works for. I looked all nice and professional-like, got there early, did a little fi...
Posted by Diabolica Robotica {Brittany Black} on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 08:50:00 PST

Screamfest

well, well, well. we just slept for 12 straight hours. we were wiped the fuck out when we got home last night. i even had fried chicken that i was too tired to eat. i just passed out. screamfest was...
Posted by Diabolica Robotica {Brittany Black} on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:06:00 PST