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Are you an oven timer? No? Then stop telling me you're done.

About Me

this is old but I am far to tired to change it. Aside from being funny and smart, I'm also really pretty. I like to read the New York Times on sunday mornings with a cup of coffee while I smoke cigarettes. I like to separate all of the sections first so I can read them in order of most interesting. I like crossword puzzles and creative people.
I wore broken glasses for well over three months and it bothed everyone except me. Now my glasses are green.
I like red wine and sarcasm and making people laugh. I have no tollerance for dumb people. I'm very short. Too short, 5'1" short. I have red hair that I only dyed once, to blue, when I was in eighth grade. I have a sugar glider named Elvis and I can't spell at all.
I do not now, nor do I ever plan on, wearing matching outfits with my friends. I used to go to art school and don't know people with three names i.e. Wellington Benington Namington.
I used to teach on Rikers Island at the women's prison for juveniles. Inmates are some of my favorite people. Now I am a tutor and substitute teacher. I work really hard and an broke. I guess I'm a grown up now. Yipee.
And I want nothing to do with any version of anyone's MySpace Editor

My Interests

When I'm on Welding, Painting, Teaching, Art, and Bartending. When I'm off Drinking Coffee, Sleeping, Eating, Drinking Beer and other forms of all around Unhealthy Living. (but I quit smoking and am working on it)

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is artsy. So artsy they cry. Alot. Because the art is just pouring out of them and they don't know what to do. So they write poems and spend alot of time on the computer. Oh yea and they probably paint out their angst. Those people. I think i just threw up alittle. . .

Music:

WFUV Public Radio at www.wfuv.org, Mix Tapes!, Jonny Cash, Nina Simone, Rolling Stones, Iron Maiden, Fiona Apple, Grateful Dead, The Zombies, Ani Difranco, Modest Mouse, Dar Williams, Bonnie Raitt, Ryan Adams, Sheryle Crow, Rilo Kiley, bad punk from back in the day, anything to raise a fist to, and the music you generally hate

Movies:

Beautiful Girls, The Sting, The Godfather, Saved, What I Want My Words To Do To You

Television:

Weeds, The L word, Sopranos, Discovery Channel, Metalocolypse, Southpark

Books:

The World According to Garp by John Irving, Welcome to The Monkey House by Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

My Mom, Art Teachers, Ani DiFranco, Dr. Hunter S Thompson, & of course Tim

And my beautiful sister Emily

My Blog

Day 30

I did it! and I feel better for it. I think I've earned a glass of wine and some satisfaction. Now I just have to stay healthy and keep my motivation to lose weight up. Thanks for all of you who suppo...
Posted by cat on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

Still going Day 19

So I haven't fallen off the wagon, just maybe the planet. I'm still not drinking and I got a trainer. He's fucking frightning. "Maybe my english is for, SUCK but I said SLOW." I joined a gym by me wit...
Posted by cat on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:45:00 PST

Day 7, 8, 9, 10

Friday September 22, 2006Went home, saw Harry and Mom. By 6:30 I didn't know what tp do with myself. I was surprised to realize how much drinking has become a social crutch. My mom had seen Mike and s...
Posted by cat on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:45:00 PST

Day 3, 4, 5, 6

Monday, September 18 2006Harry Comes to visit midday. He goes to his liquor conference and I stay here and try to get my room in order. I do some job searching and then resume work. I've decided no mo...
Posted by cat on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:22:00 PST

Day 1 and 2

Day 1 Saturday, Sept 16 2006Woke up hung over from my last night drinking. Yuck. Brunch at Enid's with Emily Parsons, Alexis, and Rob. No bloody mary which was weird because I always have a bloody mar...
Posted by cat on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:04:00 PST

30 days sober

So I'm fat. Gross. Too much drinking this summer. 30 Days sober to jump start the thinning process. Here we go.
Posted by cat on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:53:00 PST

now

It is the time of night when I can't sleep but know I need to. I have so much on my mind. I am worried about graduation. I am terrified of losing people. This is such emo shit but i need an outlet. I ...
Posted by cat on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:27:00 PST

sundays in an empty apartment

pretzels, punk rock, nudity. . . I think the family across from me just got an eyefull. my house is a mess, I miss someone, anyone. sundays are a good day to feel lonely.I hate feeling lonely...
Posted by cat on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 04:05:00 PST

drinking at work

is a good idea. word.
Posted by cat on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 01:34:00 PST

Harold Hunter

I just found out Harold Hunter died and that's so bizarre. I remember watching Kids in Greenport for the first time and skate videos. He OD in his apartment. This whole thing makes me really sad and I...
Posted by cat on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 07:08:00 PST