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avant guardian

I am not a theif!

About Me

i like pizza, puppies, gerbals, sharks and robots. I also like instalations. If I could have the money I would like to just create huge instalations for the rest of my life. Mostly involving live crabs and grass. Seriously...

My Interests

gumby. fancy hotels. crystal light. polo shirts. joan crawford. folded laundry. thunder storms. square plates.

I'd like to meet:

i've already met the person i've been looking for my whole life, but if I could meet one person for the rest of my life it would be ...and

Music:

always

Movies:

most

Television:

i have five channels.

My Blog

a few little known things about me

1. when i was in kindergarden i said i was jewish so i could do some stupid hanika thing 2. for special persons day in 4th grade i brought my dog in. i didnt have any friends or a special person 3. ...
Posted by avant guardian on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 06:50:00 PST

I love potatos

seriously. they are great! -veristal. they could be fried. mashed. baked. you name it! -tastey thats pretty much it. but a baked potato with a1 sauce and a little butter is like heaven. seriou...
Posted by avant guardian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

things couldnt be better...

i dont think ive been this happy in quite some time. a few years at least. thank you xo
Posted by avant guardian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

to anyone i saw this weekend...

chances are i dont really remeber. esspecially if it were on sat. hahahahaha did anyone catch me playing soccer with a box of peeps? because i was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by avant guardian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

for my birthday i want...

-another pit bull -an ipod -a g 5 and last but certainly not least... a boyfriend all donations are welcome.
Posted by avant guardian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

we help each other out...

im getting sick. bring me grape fruits. and hugs. id do it for you. on another note. i have a date wed. the tables are turning and its about fuckin time. xo
Posted by avant guardian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

please all welcome me back to unemployment

good bye job! hello fun-employment! who wants to get drinks. any night. every night. (just not this wed. it involves sick tats and cocktail parties)
Posted by avant guardian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hello fashion week!

tomarrow is the 1st day. already have one show to go to. free booze. so much. and then sat is the jeremy scott show. and god hes weird. and is gonna be so fun! wish me luck on my jo...
Posted by avant guardian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hate hate hate

i just got my feet tattooed on a good note i have 69 friends. ill.
Posted by avant guardian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im sorta sick. and need to waste time...

1. FIRSTNAME: alexis 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? some crazy russian czar or some crazy greek king. no shit. i just dont remeber wich one. 3. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? not often 4. WHICH ...
Posted by avant guardian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST