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Old Smuggs

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I get dizzy on Subway platforms.
I really do change during a day.
Sometimes I realize how very fortunate I am. Sometimes I don't.
I need a haircut real bad.
I apologize too much.
I'm a family man. Only thing is, I consider my friends to be my family. And I don't talk to either of them nearly enough.
All answers to life's questions can be found in Douglas Calhoun. Seriously.
I've been a moonshiner for too long. When the bottle gets empty, It sure ain't worth a damn.
I'm gonna work it all out. I promise.
Though my wrists and my waist seemed so easy to break
Still, my dear, I would have walked you to the very edge of the water
And they will recognise all the lines of your face
In the face of the daughter of the daughter of my daughter

Darling, we will be fine , but what was yours and mine
Appears to be a sandcastle that the gibbering wave takes
But if it's all just the same, then will you say my name:
Say my name in the morning, so I know when the wave breaks?
I mean... I didn't know...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO DON'T WAKE ME UP FROM MY NAPS.

And these people because they are great lawyers.

and these people because I love them.

And Her because she has written some of the most beautiful things I have ever heard in my life.

My Blog

Bow to my greatness

I made this yesterday. Pretty fucking awesome. I rule.
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:58:00 GMT

Waiting to go to work....survey stolen from Patsy.

1. How old will you be in five years? 29   2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Technically Bean is sleeping in the room next to me&..   3. How tall are you? I thought ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:56:00 GMT

Surveys......

I'm bored at work. Q: NAME A FRIEND WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH A "J"A: JustinQ: 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS:A: Bobby DigitalQ: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED SAY?:A: ok see you at the su...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 21:07:00 GMT

Just so everyone knows.............

    Joanna Newsom's new album is goregous. Just amazing.Particularly "Only Skin" because it is basically an amazing 12 minute extension on a previously un-realeased song. Holy shit. It'...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:40:00 GMT

This cracks me up.......

Every single time I look at this picture, I laugh out loud. Holy shit. It totally looks like he's saying, "Boy Howdy!" Plus the chair? Hilarious. Just wanted to share. It's my nephew by the way.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 13:16:00 GMT

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I have 11,111 profile views.   Thats it, just caught it at an odd time.
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 08:26:00 GMT

It smelled of Poo Poo and Pee Pee...................

    So living in the city is great, and I'm obsessed with Brooklyn. I now work for Nature Publishing Group, but I'm not really sure what it is I do yet. But I have my own desk, keycard,...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 15:06:00 GMT

Ever see The Shining?

I am sitting all by myself in the hotel, and as far as I can tell, I am the only one in here. There might be one guest here, but I haven't seen him yet. Summer is now over, and once again I really mi...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 05:23:00 GMT

Hole Lee Shit.......

Friday night can't come soon enough.     Pure sugar cane times 2 on its way!
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 17:02:00 GMT

Good times, great oldies............

Jolie Holland last tuesday with Julie and Eric, AND hanging out with the band afterwards = amazing. Front Row with JeTe, Jackieee and Justin for Mission of Burma getting a set list and Roger nodd...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 13:19:00 GMT