Extreme Wheeze (I Heart Black Wasp)

About Me

Extreme Wheeze is a person, not unlike you. But in many ways, I am quite unlike you.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/21/2005
Band Website: Yr looking at it, chewy cheeks!
Band Members: Extreme Wheeze (lead vox/strum strum/banjo/trouser trumpet) Flying Simon (lead strum strum/backing vox/spooky noises) Gretchen Quixote (bass/backing vox/shakie shake/glockenspiel) Aleks Bryant (bashy bashy/vox) Captain Rad (tambourine/eye candy) Mal Meninga (cowbell) Flying Scribble (bubbles (blowing of)) Rachael Kendrick (iron) Dan (IKEA furniture assembly)
Influences: All the beautiful and wonderful souls I have met and played music with over the years... These are a few of them... They are my heroes... Janita Foley, Aleks Bryant, Captain Rad, Simon Connolly, Flying Scribble (LIV T, GRAY), Josh Armistead, Lily Coates, Corwin Fox, Fulton Girls Club, Justin Heazlewood, Donovan Martin, Pikelet, Plastic Palace Alice, Hugo Temby, Ty Ruebottom, The Ruby Suns, Ross Waldron, Black Wasp, Wax Mannequin, Renato Va Circa, Sharne Vate, The TM Band. And let's not forget...
adopt your own virtual pet! And more recently...
adopt your own virtual pet! Watch your fingers, total pirhana = ultimate danger!Extreme Wheeze is not influenced by...Muse! They should be shot for being so lame... For a ripping good potato salad, try... Sven Fundler's Alcoholic Mayonnaise
Sounds Like: THIS!
Record Label: Your Mother!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

crunchie shaped puppy

i went for a walk, taking roughly two hundred and seventeen steps, when i came across a snickers dog, it was one of those long dogs whose tummies nearly touch the ground. this one was more oblong than...
Posted by Extreme Wheeze (I Heart Black Wasp) on Thu, 08 May 2008 05:00:00 PST

ii am pretty

ii am pretty, ii wish ii could be as pretty as ii
Posted by Extreme Wheeze (I Heart Black Wasp) on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:05:00 PST

2(3x - 7) + 4 (3 x + 2) = 6 (5 x + 9 ) + 3

Mmmmm, nice equation.I alphabetised my top friends!Oh...no...he...didn't!(yes I did)
Posted by Extreme Wheeze (I Heart Black Wasp) on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:44:00 PST

Webby Leg

I dream of genie with the light brown hair.Sometimes.Sometimes his hair is nutmeg.
Posted by Extreme Wheeze (I Heart Black Wasp) on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:58:00 PST

:shocked: shocked! :sleepy: and sleepy!

i am outraged! aghast! sleepy! and shocked! and sleepy to discover that the emoticons for shocked and sleepy are one and the same. here is the emoticon for shocked and here is the one for sleepy how ...
Posted by Extreme Wheeze (I Heart Black Wasp) on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:06:00 PST

bouncy pizza

whenever i wear my blue striped pyjama pants to bed, i always dream of bouncy pizza. last nightwas no exception. in my sleep pocket i leapt from olive to pumpkin slice to fetta chunk as thoughi were w...
Posted by Extreme Wheeze (I Heart Black Wasp) on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:25:00 PST

i smell like a poo

i shouldn't leave my myspace site logged in and then leave the room. others may tamper with it and write things like "i smell like a poo", which indeed i do not! i smell like flowers
Posted by Extreme Wheeze (I Heart Black Wasp) on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:34:00 PST

what i did today

today i bought a linen suit, two jumpers, two pairs of carcenogenic men's slippers, a wad of wooden clothes pegs, two packets of tissues, and two felafel rolls from aliysa on sydney road.
Posted by Extreme Wheeze (I Heart Black Wasp) on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 05:50:00 PST

Total Eclipse Of The Blog

Sometimes when I blog, a little bit of wee comes out.That is all.
Posted by Extreme Wheeze (I Heart Black Wasp) on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:32:00 PST

How Much Blog Could A Blog Blog Blog If A Blog Blog Could Blog Blog?

After repeating a word several times, it is common for words to sound massively tedious. Unless of course they already are... Observe, this revised excerpt from F Scott Fitzgerald's, The Great Gatsby....
Posted by Extreme Wheeze (I Heart Black Wasp) on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:43:00 PST