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Randa Coffee-Coffee-Hunchback-Fancy-Snape

Im gonna HIT ya...and yer gonna FALLLLL

About Me

Weird girls in bedazzled bras like to befriend me. Sometimes its a fake ipod ad or whatever. And sometimes its a fellow fan of courtney love. I always approve. I never deny.

My Interests

dancing, singing, teaching, drumming, playing guitar, cooking.

I'd like to meet:

Still...Martha Graham

Music:

bikini kill, "gather in the mushrooms," mudhoney, pixies, led zeppelin, black sabbath, echo and the bunnymen, bauhaus, descendents, hole, babes in toyland, nirvana, sonic youth, big black, jesus lizard, devo.

Movies:

horror and humor

Television:

ghosthunters and gilmore girls, ren and stimpy.

Books:

the biographies and autobiographies of famous dancers...also: tolkien, rowling, blume, lawson, and garmey.

Heroes:

severus snape, mark arm, nigella lawson

My Blog

2 HOLY GRAIL JOKES IN ONE MORNING!

One for Binky and one for Chelsea. http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewIma ge&friendID=170328992&albumID=0&imageID=6818762   http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index...
Posted by Randa Coffee-Coffee-Hunchback-Fancy-Snape on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:23:00 PST

I am sorry...

that my blogs are ranting and infantile. i just read them and i wanted to punch myself in the face.
Posted by Randa Coffee-Coffee-Hunchback-Fancy-Snape on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:36:00 PST

Punk rock self and adult self have awkward encounter in hilarious new sitcom

I am glad to hear that I am not the only one who has experienced this phenomena. I believe its referred to as "growing up." I believe firmly that it will never "really happen" to me. And tha...
Posted by Randa Coffee-Coffee-Hunchback-Fancy-Snape on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:15:00 PST

taco vs ritos! slap bass! the year 2012! bootsy collins! uniqueperspectiveonimportantstuff

*"Her name is 'rito and she makes my tum feel great! oh 'rito 'rito tell me why you are so great?" -Duran Duran I love burritos. So much deliciousness rolled into a package so modest! The burrito has ...
Posted by Randa Coffee-Coffee-Hunchback-Fancy-Snape on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:58:00 PST

Pie making, love, jellybeans and poems.

1.) "Pie-Making in Sea Bright, NJ" (I will try to do this using what little I know of the Richard Brautigan novel "Trout Fishing in America" and my vast knowledge of everything else...)   Pies. I...
Posted by Randa Coffee-Coffee-Hunchback-Fancy-Snape on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:17:00 PST

YOU are WELCOME!

I just read a blog by Mike Catalano/Hunchback and it inspired me to write about a few things he and I have discussed recently: 1.) Funny things: Sometimes (and the more often, the better) things ...
Posted by Randa Coffee-Coffee-Hunchback-Fancy-Snape on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:58:00 PST

New Brunswick basement shows

so about basement shows... 1.) No one "deserves" to be in the basement free of charge unless you are a resident, or you are playing in a band that night, or you have something to do with setting the s...
Posted by Randa Coffee-Coffee-Hunchback-Fancy-Snape on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:58:00 PST

Valentines day...

IS GREAT. and it always has been! Even since before I got crushes, ok? Its pink. Its frilly. Many hearts are involved. If these elements weren't enough for you, (and i will admit...pink frilly he...
Posted by Randa Coffee-Coffee-Hunchback-Fancy-Snape on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:25:00 PST

last night I dreamed i kissed neil young...

if i was a boy i guess it would be fun. (cuz otherwise, its like...totally hetero and totally YAWWWN!)   last night...for real this time...I was reading "Shakey" the Neil Young biography by Jimmy...
Posted by Randa Coffee-Coffee-Hunchback-Fancy-Snape on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:20:00 PST

COFFEE

ok. have you ever had too much coffee? not like..."oh hey i feel really awake!" Thats when you have just enough coffee. More like... "oh hey I feel ALIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE." Thats too much...
Posted by Randa Coffee-Coffee-Hunchback-Fancy-Snape on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:03:00 PST