Reverend Nyarlathotep

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Damon
Birthday: 7-2-70
Birthplace: Albuquerque
Current Location: Same
Eye Color: Blue-Green
Hair Color: Red
Height: Licence says 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chucks
Your Weakness: Fear
Your Fears: Are my weakness
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Knowledge
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck you, hope you die.
Thoughts First Waking Up: See above.
Your Best Physical Feature: My rock hard abs.
Your Bedtime: Variable
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Only while burning. Actually yes.
Do you Swear: Repeat the fucking question please.
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Definately
Have you Been in Love: Once
Do you want to go to College: Been, not again.
Do you want to get Married: Next question please.
Do you belive in yourself: Cogito ergo sum.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only while moving. Actually no.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Nope.
Do you get along with your Parents: One, working on the other one.
Do you like Thunderstorms: The best times there are.
Do you play an Instrument: Does my cd player count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the past hour?
In the past month have you Smoked: In the past half hour?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: In the past minute? Actully no I don't do illegal drugs.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Ouch
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Not again ever if I can help it.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Don't like oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Don't like sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Entertaining no, working yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: See five questions previous.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm a never nude.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope, but there's still time.
Ever been Drunk: More times than I can remember.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Soon
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fireman!
What country would you most like to Visit: China
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