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ryan

i sees you lookin at my profile!

About Me

hmmm well my name is Ryan. I rock your world...and probably the world of someone very near to you...its ok, take a breath...sometimes the adjustment to this knowledge is difficult to become accustomed to. here's the best video ever made...

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adopt your own virtual pet! alright, alright, on with the show

My Interests

music, art, rockin it hard, bass, Guitar Hero muthafucka!, movies, things that arent lame to me, things that interest me interest me, people are pretty neat, who reads this shit? cant you just ask me? lol i like when people ask, so send me a message...ive said lots of generic likes...of course i like some of those things...some other ones are unique...but i think some simple conversation will reveal far more interesting information than these little answer boxes...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a divine interest in music, the arts, jello, plastic dinosaurs, real dinosaurs, ridiculousness, peanuts.fun people...like ones that dont get trashed all the time and like to watch movies or actually anyone who knows how to plan fun, i suck at coming up with ideas for things to do...konfuzion13 I'm a loser...so im always on...

Music:

Queens of the fucking Stone Age! Dethklok! haha, I like Static-X, Mofro, Jurassic 5, The Handsome Boy Modeling School, Mark Lanegan Band, Busdriver, System of a Down, Eve 6 hmm anything except country, that shit makes me cringe...

Movies:

fight club, lilo and stitch, donnie darko, all the kevin smith movies....ooo adding some neat ones to the list..The Hole...not a porno this time i swear! hmmm i should have included Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Home Movies in the television section except i hate trying to trick Adult Swim into actually....PLAYING those shows...so i only watch my dvd sets...and THATS why they get to be in the movies section

Television:

Metalocalypse! dead like me (RIP)... Rome, Carnivale (RIP), i dont watch of lot of television....i cant get into any of the drama shows and especially all the shitty Reality television programming... is it weird that i like watching that How its Made show on discovery channel? hmmm mythbusters, adult swim stuff i watch on ye ol' intraweb. i seriously just quit trying to watch it on cartoon network, id rather pick what i want to watch...

Books:

choke, survivor, chuck palahniuk is the best writer... hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, i dont get to read a lot for myself lately, chuck klosterman wrote some neat stuff.

Heroes:

heroes are for suckers...

My Blog

motherfucker

ok im pretty mad, and short tempered...so im only gunna ask this once, who broke my fucking window? thats right, again my car window got smashed out overnight....little shitheads....i would break legs...
Posted by ryan on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:37:00 PST

so....

ate things i shouldnt have....played fear factor at a party, super gross....super bad. didnt want, never even watched an episode of fear factor...ill never forget this event though...and i really wont...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 12:13:00 PST

dammit history channel dammit!

why do you catch my attention, so i watched another show about insane things, this time its about the roman technologies, namely surgical ones....cataract removal....freaking eye and brain surgery.......
Posted by ryan on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 12:10:00 PST

lalala school!

its getting time for school again! oh no! boo on it! ah well, im doing arty things again...i took up some watercoloring stuff...im no good at painting...or handling a brush...but i really enjoy puttin...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

high above the mucky muck

man....recovery seems to be going swiftly, except that...now my jaw is at this faint throbbing pain...JUST making sure i know of its presence...and i have to say that it is FAR worse than the 3 day st...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wisDumb teeth

oh hell! lemme tell you something about your face....it sucks if you get teeth cut out...i wake up from the sleepy stuff...im like whoa i feel fine! wheres my lip! agh my face its numb!...all this is ...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Independence Gay...

dammit...why is it that i had 3 fucking parties to go to yesterday and had to pick just one between the three of them...and tonight...ON the fourth, i have none? what the hell guys? now im....sorry ca...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh hell! and something else!

so i ended up watching the history channel for like 3 hours last night...i dont even know how they tricked me into it! i was watching something on meteors...then they were like NEXT! WE GOT FRICKEN DE...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmm, well here's number one

hey...you know what? i never post blogs....but i like reading the good ones from my friends...lol i never make my own... so im gunna ramble now... im coloring on my dads birthday card envelope...the w...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah...

ok so what i really like is a girl who'll be like woo! and you totally be not what she wanted looks-wise...and then, i love it most when shes like 'oh ew' and doesnt want to talk to you anymore... tha...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST