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Soldier of Fortune

I'll lie about what base I've gotten to.

About Me

My name is Andrew. I'm a scorpio, although I don't know what that means. I've been told that I am good in bed, but I have told ugly girls that they are good looking because I'm nice. I love traveling and have done so extensively. I can not spell but that is what secritaries and spellcheck are for. I went to the University of Washington in Seattle and am currently awaiting news as to which Law School I will be attending. I have money and that is all you need to know, do not question its legitimacy nor it's origin. I have a weekness for skirts. My two biggest pet peeves are animals who are subjegated to the "fashion" (i.e. are dressed) and pants under skirts (what he hell is that about?) in that order. People have used words to discribe me like: Funny, sexy, charming, talented, briliant, ect. And okay they are probably right but what about the others that have used words like: slacker, creepy, stalker, and player? they are probably right too. I am an anomaly, that is I am of the rare breed that respect girls. Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do Its always something exotic. I have a few rad stories. We could hang out and I could tell them to you but I advise you wear a diaper. They are that funny. Furthermore, I am an anomoly because I am 30/70 torso/legs. Kindov creepy but it is what it is.
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My Interests

Sheep, Goats, and herders. I recreate often, you know bowling, driving around, the occational acid flashback.

I'd like to meet:

MJ, Prince (again), hoes hoods and hippies, local loose ladies, eight toed migets, and seven hundred thirty-eight people like me, but people like me with more patience than i have otherwise lets face it we'd be wasteing my time.

Music:

"Some people stand in the darkness...(three beats)... Afraid to step into the light...(three beats)... And some people need to help somebody when the edge of surenders in Sight...(three beats)...Don't you worry, It's gunna be alright...(three beats)...Don't you worry, I won't let you out of my sight...(three beats/backup singers)...I'LL BE READY..(Ecko)..Oh Dont you Fear..(Ecko)...(three beats)... Cause I'm always out there I wont let you out of my sight...(dundundun thish)!!!

Movies:

First and foremost, SCAR f'n FACE, also I have seen and can quote min. of two lines from any movie you have seen or heard of including "Man from Snowy River" and it's underrated sequl "Return to Snowy River" the former being Kirk Douglas's second best movie ever, second only to my second favorite movie "SPARTICUS". Now a list of stellar movies for those of you who still have respect for me (and are obviously not golfers) here are a few fav's. HEAT, THE LADIES MAN, BOONDOCK SAINTS, OLDSCHOOL, BIG LEBOWSKI,

Television:

Friends blows.

Books:

You know like reading books, top to bottom, left to right, group sentences to make paragraphs, and paragraphs to make pages. I advise taking Tylenol for headaches and Mytol for cramps.

Heroes:

Dad, SUPERF'NMAN, Batman, and Gob BLUTH!!!! In that order.

My Blog

Men are better, period, no wait no period.

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. ...
Posted by Soldier of Fortune on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:40:00 PST

420 FYI

On  April 20, marijuana advocacy groups claim millions of people around the world are celebrating 420 Day, a term synonymous with smoking marijuana.The so-called 'high holiday' shares an infamous...
Posted by Soldier of Fortune on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

Hunter on Life

I am not 100 percent sure so don't quote me, however, and i quote "This was the last work Hunter S. Thompson did before his suicide, due to self inflicted gunshot wound."  He killed himself in Fe...
Posted by Soldier of Fortune on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:29:00 PST

This Intranet is really something

Yep it did it again.  Nailed me like back when i was in grade school. oh wait.  anywho peep it and a wise man once said, "This is bullshit." with an Indian accent (dots not feathers) JANUARY...
Posted by Soldier of Fortune on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST

You know the space needle? Yeah that, only longer!

   So, another fiasco in the books, only this one was the day after my 24th birthday.  The subject comes to me as I think back to the car ride to the Paragon and I'm sober and with my b...
Posted by Soldier of Fortune on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:48:00 PST

mercy killing: a dogs tail

October 14, 2006. The worst day in recent memory. My dog, Hershey, a 14 year old shitzu is biteing the big one via "the gas". It deserves it, don't get me wrong. But why today? Why this terriblely ove...
Posted by Soldier of Fortune on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:57:00 PST

who knows me like the inhernet?

A: Likes to drink.N: Dead Sexy!D: Has one of the best personalities ever.R: Fuckin' crazy.E: A damn good kisser.W: Very broad minded. D: Has one of the best personalities ever.E: A damn good kisser. B...
Posted by Soldier of Fortune on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST