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Teenie

Dirty Pearls!

About Me

I drink a lot. I bruise easily. I can't cook worth a damn. I love Elvis and my cats. If I could be a man, I would be Robert Stack. He has a rad voice, and I want it. I talk too much nonsense. Sometimes I think my head is so jammed with junk, it will explode.

My Interests

whiskey on the rocks, being with friends, loving my cats, wine from a box, thumb wrestling, traveling, learning new things, kicking ass

I'd like to meet:

It doesn't really make a difference...just no douche bags please. (If you think that you could possibly qualify as a douche bag...then yes, you are one...so don't bother)

Music:

Rock, Elvis, Madonna, marching bands early in the morning, Pogues, Int. Noise Conspiracy, Alkaline Trio,Roy Orbison, Le Tigre, Swingin' Utters, One Man Army, Poison, Guns N Roses, the noises my cat makes, electric frankenstein, The Tossers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Dolly Parton, queens of the stone age, melvins, Jesus this could go on and on, blah blah blah, KISS, Fantomas, Murder City Devils, me singing in the shower, Eagles of Death Metal, CKY, Ratt, blah blah blah, Horrorpops, Against Me, TurboNegro, Johnny Cash, Rocket From the Crypt, slot machines, the Unsolved Mysteries theme song...

Television:

The Muppets and Unsolved Mysteries!!!

Books:

The Classics: Where's Waldo, TV Guide, Nancy Drew, Babysitters Club

Heroes:

My kitty...as far as I can tell, she is always happy, loved, and fed. What else would a girl want to aspire to? Plus, she totally gets to throw up where ever she fucking feels like and it's totally acceptable! Aaaaah...we all need aspirations.

My Blog

Liz was right

It was brought to my attention by Liz, via Jen, that Harry Potter was looking pretty good in the last movie. Particularly, the bath tub scene when he is wearing no shirt. I have to say that I agree. I...
Posted by Teenie on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 11:47:00 PST

Important road trip info

Fuck yes! I am going on a road trip to Massachusetts with Jen and Mark. I will be gone for three weeks. If I do not return in three weeks...I want everyone to get Unsolved Mysteries to make more episo...
Posted by Teenie on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:06:00 PST

I want to kick him in the dick!

So I was riding my bike home late the other night (in a drunken fashion), when I noticed a car's headlights on my ass. I keep riding for blocks and the car doesn't pass me. I turned around to see if ...
Posted by Teenie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sincerely, Satan

Dear Kristine, I made your can opener. It comes straight from hell. It will not open your cans. It will cut your knuckles. It will make you bleed. So, enjoy! Sincerely, Satan
Posted by Teenie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST