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Philip

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About Me

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My Interests

The Columbia Gorge I see from the window here--sasquatch, goatman and mothman related investigations are an eternal fascination (though my friend Asja says that Bigfoot is REALLY from another dimension and couldn't actually be proven as a tangible being, i hold out hope)----topography and the cascade mountains i can't get enough of, finding that secret spot to claim as my own and watching a banana slug suck on a diseased mushroom cap does amazing things for my soul---the eskimo deity named Sedna who lives at the bottom of the sea and with her mangled teeth curses the world of mankind for treading upon the rules----and Final Fantasy, CHRIST ALIVE, Final Fantasy.

I'd like to meet:

people who have a sense of humor to rival or exceed my own: Bea Arthur: Brigitte Niellson: Joan Miro: Doris Wishman: Joss Whedon: Joanna Lumley: Tori Amos: Gina Gershon: that porn star Hank Hightower: Haruki Murakami: Elvira: Leatherface Hewitt: Eliza Dushku's perfect ass: Jon Waters: Oprah (I think): Alice Walker: the she-hulk: anyone named Connie.

Music:

Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, DJ Assault, Wunder, Boards of Canada, Two Lone Swordsmen, --- Aaliyah, DC3, Lady Miss Kier Kirby, Tori Amos --- Miles Davis, Johann S. Bach, Gregor Handel, Alice Coltrane, The Sundays, Lush, Depeche Mode, Flaming Lips, cloud-dead, ----(guilty pleasures):Roxette, Lisa Stansfield, and Samantha Fox.

Movies:

Almost strictly horror/sci-fi---or anything starring Gina Gershon.

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (thx Libby), Myth Busters,ANTM, ,Battlestar Galactica, WONDER SHOWZEN, anna nicole show, GOLDEN GIRLS, Absolutely Fabulous--

Books:

anything by Charles Fort, Yukio Mishima, Haruki Murakami, Thomas Hardy, Cookie Mueller, Jean Aeul, Banana Yoshimoto, Stephen King (that's right haters), NEXTWAVE Agents of H.A.T.E (read this and laugh yr backside off), Walking Dead, Fortean Times, H.P. Lovecraft and all things considered weird.

Heroes:

Cindy Sheehan (possibly the ballsiest woman alive today), Randi Rhodes, Nomi Malone, Harvey Milk, Karen Finley, my parents and MOST CERTAINLY my dog Tater-Baby.

My Blog

MY FRIEND AUTUMN'S MOUTH SMELLS LIKE CANNED MEAT AND I NEED HELP....

I thought i should let everyone know that my friend Autumn is a really great pal who is tender and caring, but her mouth has started to smell like canned meat lately.  Almost like Dinty Moore, bu...
Posted by Philip on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST

SOUNDS OF HELL----this shit is wiggin' freaky

okay...this stuff is downright unnerving and freaky.  SUPPOSEDLY a microphone was attached to the end of a drill and was used to dig the deepest hole "in the world"  some time ago in Siberia...
Posted by Philip on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:56:00 PST

REASONS TO ROAD TRIP---ROUND 1

awesome roadtrip indeed.  headed out to Mt. Rainier  and  the N. fork Cispus river with buddy Fish-Tish for 3 days of some natural  lovin', i tell ya, SO good.  Ever...
Posted by Philip on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Find the Perfect 'Cheap Weave' for you!!

Everyone has those days when they wake up and see an appalling example of hairstyle being displayed to them in the mirror. Well NO MORE I SAY! Don't you just wish you could change it with the snap of...
Posted by Philip on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST