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Justin

Talk to strangers and eat their candy.

About Me

I have a short attention span, so I’m usually always entertained. I make myself sick almost every time I cook. I tug on my left sideburn when I stop thinking. I've taken to chewing on things…particularly my shirt collar. Sometimes, if I am having a really good day and feeling good about myself, I’ll put a small sharp rock in my shoe so I have something to complain about...

My Interests

Getting mugged, spelunking, camping, photography, painting, music, movies, opera, whiskey, shiny things, over indulging, miss pronouncing words, eating styrofoam, etc...

I'd like to meet:

Sometimes the less people you know the better…Its easier to remember everyone’s name.

Music:

Danzig, Rancid, Less Than Jake, Low Flying Owls, Beta Band, QOTSA, Breeders, Pixies, Motorhead, Interpol, Panjabi MC, Faith No More, The Pale Pacific, The Clash, Thomas Paul, Dandy Warhols, Magnetic Fields, Distillers, Run On Sentence, Nina Simone, Amelia, The Thermals, Urbs, Wu, The Ramones, Jet, Johnny Cash, Kings of Leon, Band of Horses, The Buzzcocks, Depeche Mode, Silversun Pickups, Sepultura, My Morning Jacket, Vandals, Buzzcocks, Counting Crows, Aunnie rocking out in the car w/ air drums, Spoon, Brian Mayer, Elephant, The Stitches, Le Tigre, Psapp, Poison, Donnas, RHCP, INXS, Postal Service, Dungen, Beck, Social Distortion, Pinback, Dropkick Murphys, Nouvelle Vague, Gnarls Barkley, Viva Voce, Beastie Boys, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, AC/DC, Crash, Elliot Smith, L7, Longwave, ...

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, Empire Records, 12 monkeys, House of Yes, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Suburbia, Fight Club, Road Trip, High Fidelity, Back to the Future, Office Space, Death to Smoochie, American Werewolf in London, Starship Troopers, The Usual Suspects, Good Fellas, Pecker, Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, ...

Television:

Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Macgyver, Freeks and Geeks, Dexter, Nip/Tuck...

Books:

Choke, Drinks for the Little Guy, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, and most any book with pictures (especially the pop up variety).

Heroes:

Scooby Doo and those damn kids

My Blog

The fear of the tummy bubbles

I am always willing to believe that things happen as they do for a reason or at least they happen because you missed the signs steering you in the right direction.  Like that egg muffin that sat ...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 12:04:00 PST

Bad JooJoo

So Im going to have to say, Balls to the New Year.  Theres some bad JooJoo in the air.  Lets recap.   You wake up New Year s Day and cant find your pants. While you drag your as...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 07:31:00 PST

What was the number for Poison Control?

You know that you are working in a safe workplace when your OSHA officer in a MEDICAL FACILITY doesnt know what to do or what to reference in the case of toxic exposure!!!   So as many of you k...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 06:19:00 PST

Leave the kid at home

Balls to the dude that cant take care of his kid.  Im standing in line amongst a mass of people at the post office, when this little kid comes pushing people out of his way and proceeds to kick...
Posted by Justin on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 05:49:00 PST

No need for salt.

So I woke at seven to an incessant hum outside.  Out of odd curiosity and excitement for a cigarette, I bipped outside to investigate.  My neighbor was outside, armed with his safety goggles...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:47:00 PST